but in america, you're likely to get
..ehm
?
Fries here are another term for Chips.
But you'd probably only use it to refer to long thin chips, like those at McDonalds.
Also, I'm attuned to associating Americans saying Fries to mean Chips.
And you saying Chips to mean Crisps.
And Crisps to never being said ever.
See what I mean?
I reckon we need to either;
Form an international standard English Language, with no national or local variants, or...
Ban Potatos, or...
Everyone uses sign language instead, and then Furling can speak normally, and we'd finally know when he is just being idiotic.