A couple interesting moments:
My parents and I were en route to Paris via a Eurostar train, and I - maybe 3 or 4 at the time - was seated with my mother, playing with a toy double-decker bus. In the seat adjacent to us was a young French girl and a man that I assume was her father. She said something to me in French, and in response, I passed her the bus and said "you're a girl because you have a vagina and I'm a boy because I have a snake." Her father looked perplexed, took the bus from her, gave it to my mother, and neither of them ever spoke to me again.
When I was in elementary school, my great grandfather gave me $100 for Easter. The first thing I did was pack it in my backpack so I could brag to my friends about when I went to school the next morning. Upon arrival, I immediately showed it to the secretary, who confiscated it and called my parents. When asked why I had it, I told her that my little brother hid it in my hat.
Around that time I had a habit of accidentally waking my parents up by puking on myself several times. Well, anyways, one day after a night of being ill, my mother took me with her when she went to get a haircut. My brother was dancing around showing the stylist lady how he could hold his breath. I jumped up and held my breath, trying to outdo him. Thing is, I hadn't slept or eaten in quite some time. I fainted. ^_^
In fifth or sixth grade, my "girlfriend" at the time and I were walking back to class from orchestra practice. After climbing three flights of stairs, she thought it would be funny to kick me in the face. I fell down the previous flight, landing on and breaking my violin. She laughed and walked away.
