Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Complete horse stuff is how I would describe the skill level of 90% of the PS3 players on GTA. Makes me want to get it on PC just so I'm not playing with these stuff players.

These people are so handicapped!!! Only have completed about 4 heist set ups (haven't actually had a heist to play) this isn't fun, trying to save for an apartment so I can set up heists.

Swear to God everyone on Ps3 version are handicapped af.
Doing these heists perfectly then some idiot pulls some handicapped move and we lose. EVERY loving TIME

Need some people to play with on Ps3. Everyone I've met online are dumb as forget and make the stupidest mistakes in heists. Add me Elitemeat1
I've got a mic and it would be nice to play with people who also so have mics

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[Blocky943]

furdle is probably just as bad

[Lord Furdle]

furdle is probably just as bad

Great source to backup your assumption.

1.4 k/d ratio, never been the one to fail a heist, level 60.
Not the best player but atleast a lot better than the standard morons on the ps3 version.
Gotta wait a couple weeks until I move my stuff out my apartment irl, so I still won't have my PC for a while.

[Ceist]

Great source to backup your assumption.

1.4 k/d ratio, never been the one to fail a heist, level 60.
Not the best player but atleast a lot better than the standard morons on the ps3 version.
Gotta wait a couple weeks until I move my stuff out my apartment irl, so I still won't have my PC for a while.

i get a high k/d ratio by killing people randomly too. B^)

[IkeTheGeneric]

furdle only has a high k/d because he plays against people using the console version

[Daniel.S]

Great source to backup your assumption.

1.4 k/d ratio, never been the one to fail a heist, level 60.
Not the best player but atleast a lot better than the standard morons on the ps3 version.
Gotta wait a couple weeks until I move my stuff out my apartment irl, so I still won't have my PC for a while.

1.4 yeah pretty good but i am rank 121 with a 1.8 k/d with $9,000,000 (I buy GTA dollars) ps4 version

Edit: There are people better than me out there that whip my ass to smithereens but that's what trains me. If you keep killing people rank 1 - 50 then that's not a challenge and you will not get better. My k/d is going down now though since i moved to ps4 because there are not as many little kids playing it

[Alternat¡ve]

Great source to backup your assumption.

1.4 k/d ratio, never been the one to fail a heist, level 60.
Not the best player but atleast a lot better than the standard morons on the ps3 version.
Gotta wait a couple weeks until I move my stuff out my apartment irl, so I still won't have my PC for a while.

1.6 kd get on my level you nerd

[Kochieboy]

My k/d is slowly rising due to random kills, that says nothing about skill.

[Alyx Vance]

Anyone can get a high K/D ratio by being that richard who shoots everyone.

[16-Bit Yoshi]

Anyone can get a high K/D ratio by being that richard who shoots everyone.

i remember playing the ps3 version

i was basically a pacifist outside of missions, didn't really get involved in shoot-outs

got up to rank 50 that way, i was really loving chuffed about it

then some kingpin rank 101 guy literally started stalking me, wearing only a pig mask, a white vest and blue running shorts, and always kept killing me

so i just said "oh, okay." and put on pacifist mode

all i could make out was "mrgrgurghrgurfriendrmgrugrgru h"

so i drove away but thanks to rockstar you can still die by explosions in your car

guy literally just said "friend" and tried to chase after me

however little did he know i call myself cream soda shotgun for a reason
what i mean is that i basically had an on-wheels shootout, me using a motorcycle so i could use the shotty

i don't get why people strip down like that to be honest, it just looks really loving stupid, not even in the funny sense either

[Daniel.S]

This is my favorite weapon (My status)

all together

[Foxscotch]

how can you even play a game enough to have 18,000 kills
jesus christ

[Swat 3]

how can you even play a game enough to have 18,000 kills
jesus christ

it is called killing everyone

[Alyx Vance]

Where do I go to check my K/D ratio? I can't find it.
found it on the weapons tab

[Alternat¡ve]

FYI that isn't your PVP K/D ratio. That is player vs npcs IIRC.