dear forums i require assistance coping with an infant

[carolcat]

i've been stuck with a seven month old baby getting shoved in my face and slobbering over my stuff and i every day for over two weeks
i'm starting to struggle with putting up with this baby's stuff

how do i handle this situation

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[Treynolds416]

i'm starting to struggle with putting up with this baby's stuff

well you have to change the diaper...

[dorkdotdan]

Ether and a rag

Just don't hold it for too long or it might die

[Nonnel]

soak a rag in chloroform and put it over the baby's mouth and nose.

[dorkdotdan]

soak a rag in chloroform and put it over the baby's mouth and nose.

Beat you to it

[RaR]

im assuming talking to your family about it is completely out of the question

[Shell]

call some of your girl friends to help you

[Nonnel]

Beat you to it

;~;

[dorkdotdan]

;~;

Does this rag smell sweet to you?

[NEkram]

well you have to change the diaper...

lol

[carolcat]

call some of your girl friends to help you

i would but any of my friends would be 12 hours away
i came up here to wisconsin for a summer vacation but i wound up in a hellhole

im assuming talking to your family about it is completely out of the question

everyone except the baby's parents are getting fed up with it
my mom wants to cut our vacation short to get away from the thing

[RagnaTheBroedge]

everybody hates the baby?
just kill it then

[Boink!]

hit it with a brick

[Stunty]

everybody hates the baby?
just kill it then

siged

[AlsoSulfate]

shove it up your vagina so it gets un-born.