A very long time ago a person came on Blockland, they had no idea what to name themselves so they just decided to put in Sylvanor. Sylvanor was a young boy when he first started playing, however on his 10th birthday something happened to him that changed his life forever. He woke up the next morning and looked in the mirror, he was now Ministry. He logged onto Blockland and sure enough that was his name. He tried to change it back but it was too late, the transformation was complete and there was no going back now. He tried to continue his life the way it was before but it just couldn't be done, he'd never be the same person ever again.
I'd tell you the rest of this story but then i'd have to kill you.