Author Topic: Post your most grueling injury story V[2]  (Read 3489 times)

Riding my bike up my driveway and I started to fall over. Now, of course I have no metal guards to protect things from touching the gears, so when I fell, the middle gear's spikes sliced into my leg causing 3 huge gashes with one being a half a loving inch deep. They started to bleed pretty bad but as I remember, it actually didn't hurt that much. However for some reason, I still have those marks on my leg today, and I think this happened 1 1/2 to 2 years ago.

Moral of the story, get guards for your loving gears and learn how to ride your damn bike correctly.
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One time when I was like in 2nd grade, I was walking around the outside basketball court in school and stuff, just chillin. There are like some stairs there for viewers but they're made out of concrete. So I was walking and out of nowher I slipped and I landed with my face on one of the stair's edges, I landed on my eyebrow. At first I didn't feel that much pain or atleast I didn't realize what was going on. Then I asked one of my friends if I was bleeding and he said I did, then I touched my forhead to find a bunch of blood and I freaked the forget out cause I'm pretty squeamish.

Oh and one time when I was around 10 years old, my family and I went to a hotel we've never been to. It was pretty good and all, our parents told my sister and I they were gonna chill at the pool so we went to the room, and they said that when we get there, to call them out from the balcony. So me and my sister get to the room, and she started to lock the door and I saw the entrance to the balcony. I got super excited and ran towards the entrance to feeling like I just ran into a wall. Apparently there was a plastic transparent door that I didn't notice and literally ran into it, therefore loving my face. It was so brutal that after around a few months if I touched my nose, it would hurt.

1. When running on concrete, slipped and landed on my right knee. The skin removed was so deep that I could literally see my knee bone. Amazingly though, I didnt need stitches
2. Someone was riding a scooter and hit me at high speed. Blood EVERYWHERE

Broke my wrist during wrestling

Trip in a store and hit my head on one of those clothes holder thingys and cut my head open. Had to get stitches


Thats about it. All I can remember right now at least

Slipped on a mossy piece of concrete, spun down a storm drain 30 feet before hitting a steel grate. Wasn't fun.
did you become ground meat

I once badly sprained my knee. It hurt some.

Tripped over a door silt with a lot of weight on my back, twisted around and actually dislocated my whole left knee.

It
hurt
so
bad

When I was younger, I was running on the side walk and I tripped over my sandal (wtf) and lets just say The side walk had a streak of blood and my forehead was red, shiny, and bumpy, but there's no scar there (wtf).

Also this one time I was at the pool I needed to piss so I ran in the bathroom, when I came out my left shoulder ran into the loving supper low roof tile made of wood and my shoulder had long thick splinters in it and there's a scar there.

When I was camping I fell on a gravel path and my left hand and knees had rocks lodged in them and the mid section of my left arm had gotten scratched up and there's a scar there.

Then theres this one time when I was little and my sister's friends dog bit my loving shin and left a mark there just because I pet its head, no mark.

Theres a scar on both of my knees but I forget why.

I was using a hatchet and hammer when my finger was too close to the part of the hatcet where you hammer it and I hammered and cut my knuckle skin at the same time, there's a scar there now.

That's it I think...

1) dog jumped on me and I fell onto a bunch of bricks and forgeted up my ribs. Now one sticks out farther than the other one.
2) fell off a roof
3) another kid threw a metal toy car at the back of my head

1. I was 4 or 5 and riding my bike. There is a small park in my town that my dad was with me at. He told me to go down a really loving steep hill, so I did. My bike hit an indentation from something. My balls were sent at loving light speed into the handle bars. I was crying like a bitch, needless to say, lol

2. I was 1 and standing up on my dining room table. My house had metal chairs. So what do I do? I loving jump into the chair and it busts my head open. I almost needed stitches and I still have a small scar.

3. I was 7-8 and riding my new bike. Some dumbstuff comes down my street, speeding like a friend while my parents are yelling for me to get off the road. I crashed into a ditch and my right leg was pretty gashed up.

4. Friend's story. My friend and I were playing speedball at school in 7th grade, last year. He has the ball while I am standing behind him, about to block for him. I see eight loving guys coming at him, so I'm all like, "nope," like a richard. He takes a hard as forget hit and dislocates his shoulder. His parents picked him up early. He still doesn't know I was right behind him.

sprained my elbow playin amerucan football on da concrete cus im a badass w/ no rulesz

One time I got a staple in my finger.

About 2 years ago I was sharpening a knife and the knife slipped out of the sharpener and went into my hand. (Rather deep)

a few years ago i opened both doors of a 7-11 (i was young and dumb at the time) and the door took the skin right off my pinky toe, it was just red flesh and blood. i cried for a few hours, but the injury healed over the span of a few weeks.

A bully from school brought a kitchen knife to school and stabbed both my shoulders and broke some of the muscles near my head. Good thing he got juvenile detention afterwards.

EDIT: I have one more: Me and my step dad got in a fight, I told him to GTFO at the dinner table (he was drunk) and he nearly killed me (nearly broke my skull, made my legs disabled) I was in the hospital for a couple months, in fact, at the time of 2010.
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