The most Honorable way to commit a Forum Self Delete?

[Electrk]

I've been doing this for years.

But I think I'm just too subtle.

So you've really just been trying to commit Self Delete all these years, just no one notices because they're so damn long? You poor thing. You're trapped here forever.

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[CharlesSpeaking]

Forum Self Delete would definitely.. well there's two kinds
SBS - When you hate BLF and leave by saying you're going to kill yourself.
Seppuku - Honorably leaving by just leaving.
Columbine - Posting gay research, gore etc.
It Wasn't Me - being "hacked".
Flamethrower - Flame people into infinity.
Lando - Hack people, commit Columbine, flamethrower.

Okay well there's more than two kinds.

I'm Sorry.. - Faking a relative stating that you are dead, then disappearing.
Annoying - Spam forums with random posts, random threads, random links, and add lots of emotes.

[Nonnel]

But like normal Self Delete, there are honorable and dishonorable ways of committing it. Seppuku for example, is culturally considered an honorable way of committing a Self Delete. Virginia tech shooting, on the other hand, is far from being honorable.

Is this how Bushido will leave? :^)

[-Jetz-]

getting exposed as a child enthusiast and then making a rule 5 post after everyone hates you

I think Vertzer was probably as far from "Honorable" as you could possibly get lol.

OP: Ram a sword through your abdomen, then with your last strength, take a lame myspace-style selfie and post it. Would have to have a lot of blood, maybe some guts everywhere just to make sure you get a gross-stuff ban, because I'm not entirely sure it counts as rule 5 if you already have killed yourself... Need Badspot to give a ruling on that...

[Night Fox]

how would you post the picture?

[-Jetz-]

how would you post the picture?

I dunno, you'd have to come up with a pretty streamlined process of getting it uploaded, or have a forgetton of hollywood willpower to last that long. But it's the only honorable way. Of course you could opt for slightly less honorable method of getting a friend to do it.

[DrenDran]

Livestream it.
Too bad no one watches livestreams.

[Stick Man]

The best way to commit BLF Self Delete is to just leave and never come back so you don't look like a handicap when you get banned.

[Scriode]

Post research that isn't gay.
Or just leave.

Unless you are the same gender as said research

But really... If you want to quit, just stop posting. Maybe someday you will want to come back. They always come back

[Bisjac]

im gonna break into badspots house and take a stuff on his keyboard.
ill stick a little roostertail umbrella in it. he will know its from me.

[Linkusofepica]

im gonna break into badspots house and take a stuff on his keyboard.
ill stick a little roostertail umbrella in it. he will know its from me.

sigging.

[Romulus of the sky]

im gonna break into badspots house and take a stuff on his keyboard.
ill stick a little roostertail umbrella in it. he will know its from me.

Sigg'd

[Decepticon]

OP: Ram a sword through your abdomen, then with your last strength, take a lame myspace-style selfie and post it. Would have to have a lot of blood, maybe some guts everywhere just to make sure you get a gross-stuff ban, because I'm not entirely sure it counts as rule 5 if you already have killed yourself... Need Badspot to give a ruling on that...

or, livestream yourself doing this

[curiosblockland6]

Self Delete by stab - Funniest forum Self Delete I've ever seen. Anyone remember those posts?

[Nickelob Ultra]

I think Vertzer was probably as far from "Honorable" as you could possibly get lol.

maybe i confused honorable with funny.