The most Honorable way to commit a Forum Self Delete?

[Trogtor]

sledding down a hill into a truck

[Ad Bot]

[.:FancyPants:.]

Damn, you pick really stupid stuff to be fascinated with.

probably because this forum does a whole lot of really stupid stuff.

[Muslim]

You don't.

OT:

lion king and charlie brown research

I hate you.

Forum Self Delete would definitely.. well there's two kinds
SBS - When you hate BLF and leave by saying you're going to kill yourself.
Seppuku - Honorably leaving by just leaving.
Columbine - Posting gay research, gore etc.
It Wasn't Me - being "hacked".
Flamethrower - Flame people into infinity.
Lando - Hack people, commit Columbine, flamethrower.

Okay well there's more than two kinds.

[shyGriff]

except if you're just leaving it's not "forum Self Delete" because "forum Self Delete" implies you're actually doing something to get yourself banned

[Trogtor]

Self Delete by stab

[BlueCacti]

Lando - Hack people, commit Columbine, flamethrower.

that gave me a good chuckle

[300spartan]

Self Delete by stab

dear god i remember that

[Nickelob Ultra]

getting exposed as a child enthusiast and then making a rule 5 post after everyone hates you

[Muslim]

Be Val Dustin de Vera. He doesn't even have a forum account and it's already forum Self Delete

[Shortcut]

sledding down a hill into a truck

[Operator¹]

lol

[Electrk]

I love how OP says that it doesn't happen anywhere else on the internet when he probably only visits like three forums.

[AromaniaFTW]

Be Val Dustin de Vera. He doesn't even have a forum account and it's already forum Self Delete

is this a lame inside joke or what

[Night Fox]

if I ever decide that I absolutely have to get banned, I already know what I'm gonna do ;)
it's questionable whether or not my thing would actually get me banned, and it probably wouldn't be permanent
but still

luckily tho there's no reason I'd ever need to have myself banned

[sir dooble]

Type out an extremely long, formal essay that breaks as many rules as possible.

I've been doing this for years.

But I think I'm just too subtle.