"What is the best horror story you can come up with in two sentences?"

[KillerCop311]

There once was a man.
Then he died a millisecond later.

[Ad Bot]

[Muslim]

Kidz Bop.

[KillerCop311]

Kidz Bop.

THAT'S ONE SENTENCE >:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C

[Brickmaster]

It was a rape day in the prison.
"RAPE." the black guy said.

[Mr.007]

kids bop
became the most famous thing ever

[KillerCop311]

kids bop
became the most infamous thing ever

fixed

[Valkerone]

Once upon a time. 4chan /b/.

The End

[dkamm65]

There once was a spooky scary skeleton.

He was so spooky, that when he said, "BOO", everybody got spooked.

[Trogtor]

There once was a spooky scary skeleton.

He was so spooky, that when he said, "BOO", everybody got spooked.

jesus christ i hope you get banned from that sick filth

[Ceist]

In our small village at night, me and my brother saw a man in a doctors uniform walking up our towns dirt road. Every day he gets closer, and each day I fear more for my life as the town grows more empty.

[Slammer1337]

The undead has risen in the graveyard.

Farmer Billy pulled out his 12 gauge and saved the farm from the undead.

end

[sorrel]

I got one

Tucking my son into bed one night, as I said goodnight he asked me to check under his bed for monsters. Just to humor him i did.
As I looked under his bed I saw my son quivering and whispered "daddy I think there's someone on my bed"

[Linkusofepica]

I got one

Tucking my son into bed one night, as I said goodnight he asked me to check under his bed for monsters. Just to humor him i did.
As I looked under his bed I saw my son quivering and whispered "daddy I think there's someone on my bed"

that's actually pretty creepy.

[Legodude77]

One time I went to an Apple Store. It was horrifying.

[dkamm65]

that's actually pretty creepy.

And basically stolen. Look at the comment in the reddit link.