"What is the best horror story you can come up with in two sentences?"

[Cybertails1998]

literally never heard of askreddit, but jusdging by this page it looks interesting

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[Subpixel]

Cross-dressing man.

[Linkusofepica]

Once upon a time there was a game.
It killed everyone.

[Tonkka²]

Once upon a dark night, young Matt noticed that his default browser was set to INTERNET EXPLORER!!111!!

That's pretty scary, right?

[Niff]

One time, I was walking in the forest.
Then all of the Sonic OCs came to me and said a bunch of things that I couldn't understand because they were all friends.

END

I win the thread

[Subpixel]

I've just arrived back at my home. I see all the windows are wide open, but no sign of anybody breaking in, and as I walk inside, I notice all the lights go out at once.
I hear the whisper "tailed potoo", and something grabs me out of the shadows.

[Blockzillahead]

  likes to eat but there is no left in so became and ate .

That's the most horrific story ever. I am a legend.

[Cybertails1998]

then a skeleton popped out

[King of the Bill]

I've just arrived back at my home. I see all the windows are wide open, but no sign of anybody breaking in, and as I walk inside, I notice all the lights go out at once.
I hear the whisper "tailed potoo", and something grabs me out of the shadows.

That's three sentences you cheater.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood

i got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air

[snot2]

once i got my accordian the money started flying in, when wednesday came it all started to go bad.
this day there was no one in the streets at all, turns out my accordian was possessed and made people vanish if they ever listened to it.

[Trogtor]

i wish i had an extra finger. i could hold more cheese balls

[Name is Unavailable]

Once apon a time

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[Bester Bageler]

I was walking down the street in the middle of the night. The lights went out and back on and when they came back on an observer might notice that I was gone.

[Muslim]

The end of the world had happened days ago - it was horrific, the world ended, everyone died except for me. As I pondered this I noticed the eye in my peep-hole.