"What is the best horror story you can come up with in two sentences?"

[Alteration]

You look out the window. You don't recall that angel statue being there before.

Farmer Brown's been gone for a few days. You don't recall him getting new scarecrows.

You enter another room. 7 new marks appear on your wrist.

[Ad Bot]

[King of the Bill]

a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood

i got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air

I was waiting for this to come up lol

[Anti-Block]

one day there was a ghoul. and he was like "i'm a ghoul"

[Snow2]

theocracy

[Tokerovin]

Badspot is dead.

and hes dead.

[Aripany]

Locked in a room with Emo nation naked.

[TurnipBlog]

It was but one night that I would sleep so well for some peculiar reason...

My pain in my extremities had stopped, for they have not been attached to my body anymore.

[Becquerel]

I listened to Kidz Bop
My ears disappeared and have never been found again

[SlayerZ99]

Go on a date with a really hot girl and hoping to get some action. Find out she has a snake.

[Becquerel]

Go on a date with a really hot girl and hoping to get some actions. Find out she has a snake.

That has scarred me for life

[Camera]

Walking down the hallway after going to the bathroom, nothing else happened while going back to bed. But then, right there, they loomed..

[Stick Man]

I was payed a million dollars.

I was forced to watch every movie made by Uwe Boll.

[Aces]

That bitch was running but she tripped. Damn son.

[awesomebread]

Shrek is life.
Shrek is love.

[huddles]

After i took a dump, i looked outside of the bathroom door...
And there, the doge stood...