"When does the narwhal bacon?"

[Night Fox]

i really dislike tumblr.

wow why
you realize it's like
super diverse
that's like saying you hate "youtube" as a whole
who says that

[Ad Bot]

[LeetZero]

Did you know a narwhal ejaculation pointed directly at you can kill you?

[.::Taboo::.]

Did you know a narwhal ejaculation pointed directly at you can kill you?

furries, eat your hearts out

[LeetZero]

furries, eat your hearts out

It's the same case with Dolphins and Whales.

[BubbaGum]

midnight
my brother taught me that :))

[Night Fox]

furries, eat your hearts out

jokes on you, I'd rather drown in blue whale cum

[Quote Story]

Did you know a narwhal ejaculation pointed directly at you can kill you?

So if i touch narwhal semen i die?

[Cassord²]

lolz the epicest randomzest thing EVER XD!!!! (ps i like tacos of DOOM)

if you had to describe tumblr in one sentence only, this would be it.

[BubbaGum]

if you had to describe tumblr in one sentence only, this would be it.

If you honestly think that's true, you're wrong and should stop being so ignorant.

[.::Taboo::.]

yeah, there was nowhere near enough homestuck and feminism in that sentence

[Madmitten]

lol that was funni

[Clone v.117]

lols so randum xD

[Madmitten]

If you honestly think that's true, you're wrong and should stop being so ignorant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T60UTnHTfSk

[BluetoothBoy]

The narwhal bacons when I tell it to.

[Kimon]

yeah, there was nowhere near enough homestuck and feminism in that sentence

That's...
actually pretty true

but you guys are generalizing tumblr, though it's nigh impossible to avoid stupid crap you can still have a few laughs and stuff on there. Plus it's fun to gradually gain more and more followers and chuckle mischievously in the shadows as all of your minions do your bidding.

(also don't forget hentai and attack on titan)