I'll record anything you want me to say. [OP Delivers, pg. 3]

[Trifax]

I'm feeling like doing a little voice work. Tell me what you want me to say, and I'll record it and post it from vocaroo.

Go!

[Ad Bot]

[childofdarkness016]

Do you read Homestuck? Read the beginning of Chapter 6 of the trollfic "Tarvos and Fairie: A Love Story". You can skip the first author's note, if you'd like. The others, though, add to the quality of the fic. I've never heard it read dramatically. I will let you have my first adopted child if you do this.

If not, I guess the author's stuffty poetry will suffice. (Those are two links, pick and choose)

I might be a little obsessive over this trollfic writer, but I love bad fanfiction so much you don't understand.

[BlockoBlocko]

BlockoBlocko, you are a loving friend.

Please go die in a whole, you whore.

[Trifax]

Do you read Homestuck? Read the beginning of Chapter 6 of the trollfic "Tarvos and Fairie: A Love Story". You can skip the first author's note, if you'd like. The others, though, add to the quality of the fic. I've never heard it read dramatically. I will let you have my first adopted child if you do this.

If not, I guess the author's stuffty poetry will suffice. (Those are two links, pick and choose)

I might be a little obsessive over this trollfic writer, but I love bad fanfiction so much you don't understand.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nz4d04Xg4M

[Trifax]

BlockoBlocko, you are a loving friend.

Please go die in a whole, you whore.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rJYyuUQwQa

[childofdarkness016]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nz4d04Xg4M

hAVE MY BABIES OH MY GOD.

(I didn't listen to the whole thing yet but ohemgeeeee~ you actually did it)

[Daswiruch]

Please record the following words: Nugget, nugget in my bowl. I need to fill you in a hole.

[Trifax]

Please record the following words: Nugget, nugget in my bowl. I need to fill you in a hole.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kI0Tzfjvnd

[Daswiruch]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kI0Tzfjvnd

OH MY loving GOD THIS IS GREAT

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kI0Tzfjvnd

OH MY loving GOD MY SIDES

[Clone v.117]

"I am creating this as a verbal contract that the blockland forum user who goes by the name "Clone v.117" can have all of my stuff and also I smell like butts."

[Night Fox]

"I'm falling in love with you, night fox. you're perfect for me and I never want to be with anyone else"

[Caribou]

"I believe in caribou conservation"

[Renekar]

renekar sucks and is gay

[Flamecannon]

"happy birthday flame" because only like 5 people told me that yesterday ;-;