Author Topic: Homecoming (Need cute ideas :c )  (Read 5956 times)

girls don't ask guys to homecoming

Make sure his self-esteem isn't in absolute dumps. If anyone ever were to actually ask me out (which they never will because I'm an ugly loser who nobody likes), I'd suspect either a mental disorder or a cruel trick. Doesn't help that I've had that cruel trick aimed at me before. Twice. Dodged both times; first time because of a friend's warning, second because one of her goons was being just a little too blatantly sarcastic when she complemented me (followed shortly by a much nicer person showing up and telling them to stop).
Personally, I can't tell flirting from insulting/sarcastic harassment. Of course, I'm denser than your typical nerd... I think. So be forward, but don't flirt. Actually, I just straight up can't read peoples' intentions, so I tend to assume the worst either way. Which I really need to fix.

Homecoming is coming up here too. Friends around me, I have all of... two. One is female and doesn't want to go but her mom is prettymuch forcing her to, and although I would love to ask her, I can't, because she barely puts up with me as it is, and two of her friends... strongly disapprove of my continued existence. I used to have two more friends, but then I sent one some stupid stuff when my meds weren't working and I lost em forever.
Given that I only have two friends, I'm too afraid to risk it.

girls don't ask guys to homecoming
What century are you from, pal?


Paint your self blue.




Then wash all the blue paint off and ask him to homecoming.
Idk was that creative?

seeing as hes some nerdy kid you should prob just ask him and not make a huge deal out of it. he'll probably be pretty overwhelmed just at the fact that you asked him lol

seeing as hes some nerdy kid you should prob just ask him and not make a huge deal out of it. he'll probably be pretty overwhelmed just at the fact that you asked him lol

OP feels the need to up-play every little thing in life. "Just asking" doesn't cut it, apparently.


why do all of you think nerdy guys are afraid of girls?
nerds are the new gods of the world. and last gen mothers who are all single, broke,  and failures in  life have raised modern girls to want them types more.

im pretty sure bubba mentioned that he was nerdy because it could help us come up with a unique way to ask him out regarding his personality.
not because shes concerned he will drool all over himself and be panicing for his inhailer.


idiots

why do all of you think nerdy guys are afraid of girls?
nerds are the new gods of the world. and last gen mothers who are all single, broke,  and failures in  life have raised modern girls to want them types more.

im pretty sure bubba mentioned that he was nerdy because it could help us come up with a unique way to ask him out regarding his personality.
not because shes concerned he will drool all over himself and be panicing for his inhailer.


idiots
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« Last Edit: September 12, 2013, 11:05:40 PM by Brickman »


I don't know about your homecoming, but for me the guys ask...

Walk up to him, grab his balls, slap his ass, and scream "COMINGHOME WANT COME DO YOU?!".

Homecoming isn't really a big deal when it comes to the dance. Just ask him and have a fun time.

Walk up to him aggressively, look him dead in the eye with a fierce glare, and give his balls a gentle squeeze.

He'll know what to do.

Walk up to him aggressively, look him dead in the eye with a fierce glare, and give his balls a gentle squeeze.

He'll know what to do.
This.