Author Topic: thinking of asking bubba to homecoming <3 <3 !!! ! !  (Read 4319 times)


tell her you have a bigger snake than slick/cucumber/the other guys she's boned

guaranteed 100% she will go with you

tell her you have a bigger snake than slick/cucumber/the other guys she's boned

guaranteed 100% she will go with you

im thinking of just telling her im on my period and maybe the thought of blood scissoring will make her horny enough to say yes


Homecoming was hilarious, a guy ran up onto the football field after they announced the homecoming queen. Kissed said homecoming queen than ran off with 3 police chasing him. He jumped a 10 foot tall fence by using the bar midway up it and some skill gathered from being on the track team. The police never caught up do to the guys speed (from track) and he got away in till they found him at a subway a little distance away. Also a transformer exploded (not the robot kind) a few miles away so there was this bright light and everyone started claiming it was aliens.  

im thinking of just telling her im on my period and maybe the thought of blood scissoring will make her horny enough to say yes


she's into that kind of thing so probably yeah

im thinking of just telling her im on my period and maybe the thought of blood scissoring will make her horny enough to say yes
well you do look like a lesbian

well you do look like a lesbian

i would never even think about love with another girl im a christian

i would never even think about love with another girl im a christian
If you are a christian then I'm a muslim

If you are a christian then I'm a muslim

you seem more of a flaming homoloveual than a muslim tbh


look at my avatar


if stocking's tits turn you on then you are a lesbian

if colten's lovely face turns you on then you are a flaming homoloveual



so which one is it

i would never even think about love with another girl im a christian

look at my avatar


if stocking's tits turn you on then you are a lesbian

if colten's lovely face turns you on then you are a flaming homoloveual



so which one is it
her tits are not

No thank you, I already have a date.