I have a five-year old sister who's really overweight and overemotional.
Last night, probably at around 11 P.M., she was told to go to bed. She obligatorily did the whole drama-queen thing, "I'M NOT TIRED," etc., before attempting to physically demonstrate she wasn't tired.
Literally, she just walked forward, caught a piece of paper under her foot, and went head-over-heels right onto the ground with a comical thunk, like the sound of a ripe coconut smashing into a cartoon's skull. I watched this entire thing unfold before me.
At this point, she got really angry, as she was trying to be serious about not being sleepy, whilst everyone was giggling at her. I think she was trying to make a real point, but had her dignity ruined by this.
The only thing that was injured was her ego.
Discuss dumb things small children do.