Five-year old logic.

[Slate521]

I have a five-year old sister who's really overweight and overemotional.

Last night, probably at around 11 P.M., she was told to go to bed. She obligatorily did the whole drama-queen thing, "I'M NOT TIRED," etc., before attempting to physically demonstrate she wasn't tired.

Literally, she just walked forward, caught a piece of paper under her foot, and went head-over-heels right onto the ground with a comical thunk, like the sound of a ripe coconut smashing into a cartoon's skull. I watched this entire thing unfold before me.

At this point, she got really angry, as she was trying to be serious about not being sleepy, whilst everyone was giggling at her. I think she was trying to make a real point, but had her dignity ruined by this.

The only thing that was injured was her ego.

Discuss dumb things small children do.

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[Nal]

They are kids, they don't know any better.

[Slate521]

Well, of course not, but everyone does dumb stuff. I particularly think young kids doing stupid things that don't injure them is particularly funny.

[The Resonte!]

i saw someone with an avatar of spongebob

[Johnny Blockhead]

They are kids, they don't know any better.

The thing about this assumption is it doesn't apply to everybody. Some kids are actually very intelligent. The only thing kids sometimes lack is refined logic skills, but that doesn't mean they are the dumbest stuff on the planet. Not saying you implied this, but just saying this can't be applied to all kids.

i saw someone with an avatar of spongebob

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[{Pacnet2013}]

The thing about this assumption is it doesn't apply to everybody. Some kids are actually very intelligent. The only thing kids sometimes lack is refined logic skills, but that doesn't mean they are the dumbest stuff on the planet. Not saying you implied this, but just saying this can't be applied to all kids.

Agreed. I dislike it when people assume kids are stupid when many can't be considered that.


Hey guess what guys, you were all 8 or 5 or whatever age you make fun of one time in your life.

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[RedGajin]

Agreed. I dislike it when people assume kids are stupid when many can't be considered that.


Hey guess what guys, you were all 8 or 5 or whatever age you make fun of one time in your life.

but kids are stupid? i mean that might be a mean way to say it, but its really not possible to be intelligent at age 5. thats comparing them to older people obv

[{Pacnet2013}]

but its really not possible to be intelligent at age 5.

It's completely possible to be intelligent at age 5. Ages don't dictate anything when you think about it deeply.

[Muslim]

My niece is also 5 and shes annoying too. i know i was probably pretty annoying when i was 5 - not that i have any memory of it - but she's really annoying. i just hate people under age 8 though so

[RedGajin]

It's completely possible to be intelligent at age 5. Ages don't dictate anything when you think about it deeply.

its possible to be intelligent for your age, but kids havent developed fully by then. maybe theres some super kid out there or something, but saying that its possible to be as smart as a intelligent adult as a 5 yo is not possible

[TristanLuigi]

My niece is also 5 and shes annoying too. i know i was probably pretty annoying when i was 5 - not that i have any memory of it - but she's really annoying. i just hate people under age 8 though so

I hate anyone younger than 10.

[Johnny Blockhead]

I hate anyone younger than 10.

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[Bacon Pancakes]

i just hate people under age 8

I hate anyone younger than 10.

conflict

[Timezbrick]

I just hate everyone