Author Topic: i lost my girlfriend  (Read 59868 times)

I think he made minecraft.

I told him I was going to Oregon for university, then he moved there and went on and on about how I'd be much more attracted to him in person and how I could stay with him as long as I wanted. Last I heard of him he hangs around Starbucks alone all day and sends nudes to girls he meets on /soc/ while working a sub-minimum wage job as a code monkey.
i'm not ethnic in anyway, but "tears", "lls", and "lmbao" are accurate descriptions of how hard i'm laughing at iban right now


...and that matters?

it kind of does.

a bunch of nobodies who didnt know who op was were the idiots that were so quick to believe and defend everything he said.

sometimes you gotta leave things to the older members, before you jump in head first.

I wouldn't feel bad. There was one time I told Iban that I'd never date him, so he told me that he would shoot my dad while I was at school and then wait for me to come home. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and labia with a scalding knife, then my fingers and toes, and then he'd rape my ass until I shat myself, and then he would leave me to starve/bleed to death.

charming. what girl wouldn't want to date a swell guy like that ...


I wouldn't feel bad. There was one time I told Iban that I'd never date him, so he told me that he would shoot my dad while I was at school and then wait for me to come home. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and labia with a scalding knife, then my fingers and toes, and then he'd rape my ass until I shat myself, and then he would leave me to starve/bleed to death.
I didn't know who Iban is, but he's definitely a keeper.

I didn't know who Iban is, but he's definitely a keeper.

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=182825

This was the only drama topic I ever made and also the best drama topic on the whole board.

Happy reading.

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=182825

This was the only drama topic I ever made and also the best drama topic on the whole board.

Happy reading.
i'm re-reading it for fun i'm on page 43 and oh man the memories

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=182825

This was the only drama topic I ever made and also the best drama topic on the whole board.

Happy reading.
Thanks for all this fun.

Oh god, it really is the best


There's no way that's true.
No one can be that beta.

It was discussed quite thoroughly in the drama topic lol

There's no way that's true.
No one can be that beta.
weren't you around when iban was? if it wasn't possible before, he made it possible

stocking is actually a chingchonger??