Grounded for getting an erection

[Muslim]

I was grounded for eating popsicles because my sister said I was "promoting loveism" and "acting out love in front of her".

[Ad Bot]

[Cabby]

I was grounded for eating popsicles because my sister said I was "promoting loveism" and "acting out love in front of her".

[TheKid]

first off, how the hell did they see your erection

[Cabby]

first off, how the hell did they see your erection

skinny jeans

[Pandan]

I was grounded for eating popsicles because my sister said I was "promoting loveism" and "acting out love in front of her".

that's really offensive!!!11

you're being an starfish!11

[Titanium Man]

first off, how the hell did they see your erection

his family obviously performs erection checks every hour

[Champion]

I was grounded for eating popsicles because my sister said I was "promoting loveism" and "acting out love in front of her".

[Cabby]

Apparently I don't have computer access

oh well

[Lordy Lord]

You should have been like, "That's not my erection, it's just normally like that"

I wonder what would have happened.

[Nevermind]

Oh btw, are you hyaku?

OT: Where do you live, like an Amish town?

[BlockoBlocko]

Your parents must be very old-fashioned.

[Anti-Block]

you need to rebel, wear no underoos and sweats and make a positive vector with the angle of your dangle!

[AromaniaFTW]

damn hyaku must have a horse rooster

[Swampivorous]

Why would your parents WANT to look at your dong?  Incest, maybe?

[Freek]

one time my mom saw me fapping so as a punishment she cut off my richard and put it in a box on the top of the bookcase
i cant reach it :(