Author Topic: I kinda feel sorry fror the spider i just killed. (Read 2158 times)

Mr.007 · September 27, 2013, 09:45:40 PM

inb4thiswasn'tnessecary

I was just sitting on the toilet and then this medium sized forgeter comes ou tthe crack.
i screamed like a little girl
then i got some toilet paper then grabbed it then threw it in the toilet
then i saw that it was still alive, just walking on the toilet paper that was still floating
it kinda looked like he was saying "HEEELLLPP MEEEE"
but i was like "sorry"
then i flushed it
he looked like he was saying "^nooooooo_ooo"

RIP
Spider (i called him bill)
???? - 2013

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Waru · September 27, 2013, 09:47:10 PM

if it makes you feel any better his spider brothers are plotting revenge as we type

Mr.007 · September 27, 2013, 09:47:22 PM

Quote from: Waru on September 27, 2013, 09:47:10 PM

if it makes you feel any better his spider brothers are plotting revenge as we type

OH stuff

Harm94 · September 27, 2013, 09:52:46 PM

AcornCake · September 27, 2013, 09:56:22 PM

Bill's brothers are going to shank you in your sleep.
sleep with both of your eyes open.

SquartleTurtle · September 27, 2013, 10:00:19 PM

his son will avenge his death by having brown town with every single pore you have

Kingdaro · September 27, 2013, 10:01:07 PM

Spiders have evil in place of a soul.

Planr · September 27, 2013, 10:03:07 PM

Spiders are usually really mean. I had a nasty spider bite 3 weeks ago while in my sleep. It still hasn't completely gone away.

fawkes.. · September 27, 2013, 10:03:28 PM

Some of them are kind of cute though

Caribou · September 27, 2013, 10:04:29 PM

I think you have a severe case of arachnophobia as do I.

Champion · September 27, 2013, 10:05:31 PM

Quote from: Caribou on September 27, 2013, 10:04:29 PM

I think you have a severe case of arachnophobia as do I.

yeah, i have arachnophobia too. except when i see small spiders i dont freak out, they seem fine.

beachbum111111 · September 27, 2013, 10:06:22 PM

How can you be so mean to spiders when they are as awesome as this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU

Comatose · September 27, 2013, 10:10:53 PM

You mentioned it came out of the crack. Better be specific because somebody is bound to think a spider crawled up your ass and back out.

Mr.007 · September 27, 2013, 10:31:20 PM

Quote from: Comatose on September 27, 2013, 10:10:53 PM

You mentioned it came out of the crack. Better be specific because somebody is bound to think a spider crawled up your ass and back out.

Oh, silly
A crack in the wall

Renekar · September 27, 2013, 10:36:40 PM

whenever i see a spider i imagine them as handicapped politicians
that way i feel better every time i light them on fire with propane