The castle: FREE CHOICE ADVENTURE

[Manofthecentury]

One rule:
Don't make up your own loving choices.

BEGIN:

You wake up in a small room.
A. Investigate
B. Go back to sleep

[Ad Bot]

[Manofthecentury]

Your patience slowly withers.

[childofdarkness016]

is this a rip off of Greg's adventure

because he's not good at making adventures

find someone else to rip off.

Oh, also, A.

[Muslim]

>> investigate the horribleness of the adventure

[Manofthecentury]

You investigate the room. A small chest sits in the corner. Suddenly, a loose tile from the ceiling falls and breaks your neck. Luckily, it was a dream and you wake up again.

A. Investigate
B. Open chest

[Muslim]

B. Open chest and then implode

[Manofthecentury]

B. Open chest and then implode

You open the chest, and much to your annoyance, do not implode. Darn, you would've gone off 'with a bang too'! You realize how crappy that pun was and open the chest even further. Inside lies a sword. Yippee!
 [Sword taken]

A. Investigate further
B. Do some rad tricks with the sword

[childofdarkness016]

A?

[Manofthecentury]

A?

The room also contains many pictures of you, for the purpose of fueling the fire that is your ego.

God you love yourself.

Anyways, there is a door in the East side and one in the West.

A. Go out West door
B. Go out East door
C. Other (specify)

[childofdarkness016]

C. Kiss yerself, ya narcissistic pusillanimous individual. You are the protagonist; there is nothing you cannot do.

and then go out the north door 'cause anarchy.

[Manofthecentury]

C. Kiss yerself, ya narcissistic pusillanimous individual. You are the protagonist; there is nothing you cannot do.

and then go out the north door 'cause anarchy.

You somehow manage to kiss yourself, realizing that you are being controlled by a higher being than yourself. Betraying the rules, you run out the north door. You are outside.

A. Investigate
B. Kill something

[Manofthecentury]

You see a small rabbit run by. Resisting the instinct, you choose not to kill it. You await the higher being's orders diligently.

[Manofthecentury]

You wonder if the higher beings are busy jacking off. You decide to stop wondering.

[childofdarkness016]

You see a small rabbit run by. Resisting the instinct, you choose not to kill it. You await the higher being's orders diligently.

Yo, quick note: If your adventure isn't progressing, let it rest. CP isn't that big, so your thread won't die instantaneously.

[Manofthecentury]

Yo, quick note: If your adventure isn't progressing, let it rest. CP isn't that big, so your thread won't die instantaneously.

Oh, I know.