Wish granted but... V3

[Theepicman]

So in this, you gotta think of a wish and post it, then the next user post's a catastrophe the wish causes.

EXAMPLE:

Person: I wish for an XBOX 360

Person 2: Granted but it get's RROD

You can find the old thread here. I'll start.


I wish I owned the universe.

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[st8terblock]

There's already a thread for this.

sorry didnt see its too old

[TheKid]

you're not god

i wish

[TristanLuigi]

Granted, but then you receive a negative wish and are forced to unwish.
I wish this post was never made.

[Zanaran2]

I wouldn't be able to reply to you, thus preventing this comment, the next comment, and the comment after that from being made.

I wish for a wish.

[WyWy5000]

Wish granted but you get a wish.

I wish that made sense.

[jac107]

Granted, but the sense quickly gets unmade.

I wish for a wish to wish about wishes.

[AcornCake]

Granted, But the wish is made in China, so it does not do anything.

I wish for the next post to wish me a gold-plated top hat.

[Theepicman]

Wish granted, but the gold that created the gold hat was found near the Earth's core and it burns you.


I wish we discovered a new continent with new species of animals.

[Torin0101]

Wish granted but... The animals take over the area, soon the world


I wish I wasn't so damn unlucky

[Theepicman]

Granted, but you get lucky to die.

[Renekar]

granted but

i wish for 0 dollars

[Malleo100]

Wish granted, but you may get 1 cent

[Ben Watts]

Wish granted, but there is no effect.

I wish to be Banspot Badspot.

[Iridium]

Wish granted, but there is no effect.

I wish to be Banspot Badspot.

you turn into a bedpost

i wish to be able to fly