Author Topic: relationship advice from girl expert  (Read 13128 times)

hypothetically, let's say someone refers to themselves as a player- assuming i fornicated with their partner, would this invalidate their claim?

when i stick it i her pooper should i go dry or dryer

i wanna bump up the level me and this girl are at. i think im ready for a toothbrush to leave at her place.
how do i bring this up without sounding to eager. i dont want to scare her with talk of being to serious to quickly.

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oh hey, your back :'D

if mi hotdog strtz 2 bled do i kep hompn teh gf??????

i wanna bump up the level me and this girl are at. i think im ready for a toothbrush to leave at her place.
how do i bring this up without sounding to eager. i dont want to scare her with talk of being to serious to quickly.

dont tell her. just start leaving your stuff at her place like you own it. act like you own everything she has. she's a woman so she's eager to have a male owner, and she'll eventually see herself as your property along with the rest of her belongings. hope that helps!

How do u make dem feel romintic.

buy them expensive things!

cn i win dem with words help what do i say

u can win them w/ words but only if words are "i am very rich" or "i hav wining lotery tickit"

if mi hotdog strtz 2 bled do i kep hompn teh gf??????
you might end up pregnant
one of my fleshy alien exes learned this

if a girl looks in your general direction does that mean she wants the d?????

if a girl looks in your general direction does that mean she wants the d?????

Yes, go raep her now u cigarettet

Girl wants relationship
I don't want relationship
She always talks to me

What do?


Girl wants relationship
I don't want relationship
She always talks to me

What do?
inb4 everyone is jealous


yo this ho is trying to step on my game right now
ratchet as hell kwim

Hao 2 become a girl?
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