relationship advice from girl expert

[Stocking]

How do i make it seem like a game?

dares. you think im kidding but you dare two bimbos you can get them to do anything.

the girl i like hates me because my dad hates my medication

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[TheKid]

whens the best time to ask someone out

[OrkusBorkus]

Would a girl be considered skullforgetable if they have a glass eye?  My girlfriend wants to do it but doesn't have one so do I just jab her eye out with my richard or what?

[Anti-Block]

Would a girl be considered skullforgetable if they have a glass eye?  My girlfriend wants to do it but doesn't have one so do I just jab her eye out with my richard or what?

wow you have a terrible orc accent

[TristanLuigi]

How do I approach a girl :c
There's this one girl I really like and I want to ask her out or something but I want to at least stay on friendly terms if it doesn't work well.

[Stocking]

whens the best time to ask someone out

on the rebound. its when a girl's self esteem is lowest and she's looking for a man to make her feel valuable

How do I approach a girl :c
There's this one girl I really like and I want to ask her out or something but I want to at least stay on friendly terms if it doesn't work well.

several questions

1. is she single?
2. why is she single? (if you know)
3. are there any signs at all that she's attracted to you?

[Renekar]

my dog has a relationship with another dog and they're both males what do I do

[Anti-Block]

whens the best time to ask someone out

when they least expect it
- a funeral
- yom kippur
- when they're sleeping
- when they're on a date w/ someone else (black diamond)

[TristanLuigi]

1. is she single?
2. why is she single? (if you know)
3. are there any signs at all that she's attracted to you?

1. I think so
2. Everyone around her at school is a nerd
3. Possibly, we're pretty good friends but it's not romantic or anything

[Stocking]

1. I think so
2. Everyone around her at school is a nerd
3. Possibly, we're pretty good friends but it's not romantic or anything

Just act all alpha and say something like "You and me should go to starbucks after school. ;)"

If she laughs at you and says something like "No?" with an upwards inflection, bail.

[TristanLuigi]

Just act all alpha and say something like "You and me should go to starbucks after school. ;)"

If she laughs at you and says something like "No?" with an upwards inflection, bail.

Hmm, I suppose they'res something I should have mentioned
Half the time she pretends to be a guy :P

[Stocking]

Half the time she pretends to be a guy :P

wat

[AlsoSulfate]

Hmm, I suppose they'res something I should have mentioned
Half the time she pretends to be a guy :P

cigarette

[Anti-Block]

Possibly, we're pretty good friends but it's not romantic or anything

rule one don't be friends. it's time you buried the hatchet and by that i mean bury it in her families skulls 'cus you're starting at square one

[Anti-Block]

Hmm, I suppose they'res something I should have mentioned
Half the time she pretends to be a guy :P

bail out: you're waist deep in a dyke psych, soon she'll give burly handshakes and wear thick leather jackets and listen to belle and sebastian