I am sad because my dinner which was on a plate fell on the floor and now I cant eat it. Help me please in these times of need!
im gonna need your social security #, address, and color of your shirt so i can mail you a new steak
trust me, its good, i already ate like half
i could get a few people to back me up when i say this, you've been way more of a richard to me than i've supposedly been to you
thats arguable, but thats not my point, lmao