Roll to hit! - Reborn

[childofdarkness016]

Scream for help so loudly that not only does someone save me, I also murder the shop keeper.

[Ad Bot]

[CharlesSpeaking]

use force powers to throw goblin at merchant

[childofdarkness016]

use force powers to throw goblin at merchant

Let Charles into my body so I can give birth to beautiful butt babies. What a hero~!

[SirLancelot7]

Shoot the goblin in the eye.

[Ben Watts]

[childofdarkness016 - 6]

Scream for help so loudly that not only does someone save me, I also murder the shop keeper.

You accidentally scream at a pitch only dogs can hear, so two dogs join your battle! The Merchant hits you with a pot!

childofdarkness016 - 96/100

[CharlesSpeaking - 2]

use force powers to throw goblin at merchant

You lift him up, then he crushes you!

CharlesSpeaking 79/100
Goblin - 5/20

[SirLancelot7 - 4]

Shoot the goblin in the eye.

Nice shot. You hit him straight in the eye, but not any painful parts.

GOBLIN IS DEFEATED DUE TO NOT HAVING VISION.

Rewards
Everyone gets 25G.
Shop is not open due to fight.

[CharlesSpeaking]

stab merchant in back with arrow

[childofdarkness016]

Order the dogs to attack the merchant.

[SirLancelot7]

I stay away from the merchant because I don't know why we're fighting him.

[childofdarkness016]

I stay away from the merchant because I don't know why we're fighting him.

The starfish doesn't sell what we need, i.e., warhammers!

[SirLancelot7]

So you walk into a grocery store, looking to buy a coconut.

Oh no, they don't stick coconuts because they're so exotic!

So you kill the owners of the grocery store??

[Ben Watts]

[childofdarkness016 - 4]

Order the dogs to attack the merchant.

How did that work?

childofdarkness016 - 96/100
Merchant - 6/10

[SirLancelot7 - 1]

I stay away from the merchant because I don't know why we're fighting him.

You fail! You all are pushed into the battle!

FIGHT!

[SirLancelot7]

Ok he asked for it.

I step back to a safer distance and shoot in some arrows at the merchant.

[CharlesSpeaking]

while the others are fighting, approach him from behind and bash him on the head with one of his supplies

[childofdarkness016]

So you walk into a grocery store, looking to buy a coconut.

Oh no, they don't stick coconuts because they're so exotic!

So you kill the owners of the grocery store??

It's different because this guy is a blacksmith who could, gee, I don't know, make some?

[SirLancelot7]

It's different because this guy is a blacksmith who could, gee, I don't know, make some?

Does he have all his materials and tools with him though?  I am actually really lost as to where he even came from lol I need to go back and reread.