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Favorite car origins?

Domestic
119 (16.2%)
Import (Asian)
103 (14%)
European
158 (21.5%)
I don't have a car because I play blockland.
354 (48.2%)

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It doesn't fit there at all. You'd be likely to flip it over by trying to drive down those stairs.
Yeah probably

I would buy one, if I was in a situation where I'd rarely be driving. cus they're affordable, and don't use gas if you buy the electric one. and why wouldn't you? it's the cheapest model nevermind?? their website is confusing me
Yeah those tiny things aren't cheap. You can get way more for your money
« Last Edit: July 16, 2014, 10:17:41 PM by Skig² »

cus they're affordable

forget no they're not. The electric drive one (with fantastically low sales because its acronym is ED) is almost as expensive as a new 370z. The cheapest model you can get is still $13k. You can get a used BMW for less than that with low miles. I would pay $5,000 - $8,000 for a fully loaded Smart Fortwo. The actual price is like $25,000.

The actual price is like $25,000.
the website said it was $12,000 but then I went into the little, build, thing, and it said it was $25k, and I think that's pretty shady

It's because with the $12,000 model you're sitting on a sheet of plastic with a steering wheel made out of the same material used by Little Tikes to make their products. I said $25k because I was referring to the 'fully loaded' model (i.e. the one you see in those pictures with actual cloth and stuff). It's one of those things where they want to be able to say they've got the cheapest car in the US market, but in reality they don't.

Oh, you're talking about the Electric Drive. Everywhere I see except their homepage says 25k. I think they're just trying to trick people into spending twice as much money or something, somebody needs to be fired for that dumbassery.

Oh, you know what? I think I figured it out. First, they're taking the Federal Tax Incentive out of the price (7.5k) so that bumps it down to 18k. Then I bet you they average out the price of gas people would use in a given year or two and subtract that from the price as part of their stuffty marketing campaign for electric drive.

Even sketchier, they have one of those [1] citation marks next to their price claim of $12k. Sweet, we get to see their logic. It doesn't actually go anywhere. It's not a link, and there's nowhere on the page that enumerates on this figure. BOOM. Got it. You have to scroll ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE, and click the TINY ARROW next to "legal terms" (what the forget?) to expand that information.

Okay, so that's what it is. There's this thing called "Battery Assurance Plus" which means you rent the loving battery. It's essentially a stuffty marketing campaign to trick you into paying more money to them over time for the battery instead of paying for it up front, and their justification is that if your battery breaks you get a new one for free. Here's a surprise: batteries are pretty well understood technology by now. Unless the company is sabotaging the batteries, there's absolutely no reason to pay this inflated rate to 'rent' the battery. So your $12k figure is to buy the car at first, then you gotta pay like $100 a month for the battery for 10 years. Fantastic. So, 25k - 7.5k = 17.5k. Since their price figure is 12.5k, that means the battery costs ~$5k. 12 months * 10 years = 120 months of paying $80 plus tax (comes out to about $90). That's $10,800. You'd have to have your battery replaced twice to make this worth it, and frankly if the battery can't last more than 3 years it's probably not a smart investment.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2014, 10:49:03 PM by $trinick »

what the forget does this even mean

why would i want to uncar
if i wanted to do that i would go to a bike shop

honestly i would take a yugo over a smart
i think they get better mpg's too lol

the amount of big words they put into their website to make people feel smarter is astounding

Whoever they hired for their marketing campaign needs to be fired and shamed. Honestly. I was pretty neutral towards Smart aside from not being particularly inclined to drive one until I saw their stuffty site and trickery.

Whoever they hired for their marketing campaign needs to be fired and shamed. Honestly. I was pretty neutral towards Smart aside from not being particularly inclined to drive one until I saw their stuffty site and trickery.
Um, that's a bit harsh. Sure they might be puffing a bit, but that's sales strategy.

i would buy a smart if it was a diesel
then i could roll coal with the best of them


you know what
i'm photoshooping that now

i would buy a smart if it was a diesel
then i could roll coal with the best of them


you know what
i'm photoshooping that now
Imagine a cloud of black smoke behind that  :cookieMonster:

many efforts have been killed in the making of this picture

i forgot the confederate flags though

Don't forget the lifted suspension and ridiculously giant tires


That one smart car commercial where they put a ford excursion on top of the smart car frame annoys me. Just because you can carefully set a 3 ton truck on top without it being doesn't mean a 3 ton truck wouldn't crush it to bits when going 40 mph.

Whoever they hired for their marketing campaign needs to be fired and shamed. Honestly. I was pretty neutral towards Smart aside from not being particularly inclined to drive one until I saw their stuffty site and trickery.

I have been inactive for about four years or more. But I've read through parts of this thread because I was bored and am a gear head myself.

I then spent time going through a really old archived notebook to find my password for this forum, log in, and tell you:

- You're a parasitic twat who's only life blood comes from his own parents bank account

- No one thinks you're a bad ass when you talk about telling off some campus security (not even a real cop) or blowing through a stop light. Especially on the forum board of an online lego game,which is an overwhelming majority of teenage boys

- Next time you're driving really fast trying to impress all the 'hawt chix' who dig you. Do us a favor and go a little faster so maybe you'll hit a wall or a propane truck--something of that nature

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/articles/images/350z.jpg








I have been inactive for about four years or more. But I've read through parts of this thread because I was bored and am a gear head myself.

I then spent time going through a really old archived notebook to find my password for this forum, log in, and tell you:

- You're a parasitic twat who's only life blood comes from his own parents bank account

- No one thinks you're a bad ass when you talk about telling off some campus security (not even a real cop) or blowing through a stop light. Especially on the forum board of an online lego game,which is an overwhelming majority of teenage boys

- Next time you're driving really fast trying to impress all the 'hawt chix' who dig you. Do us a favor and go a little faster so maybe you'll hit a wall or a propane truck--something of that nature

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/articles/images/350z.jpg


Captain buttroasted has arrived people, never fear.