Earth As They Know It - Less Abusive Version

[Theepicman]

Seeing as Panda's are cute, the government finally allows the petition to stop cutting down bamboo and tell all bamboo cutters to stop cutting and go home.
More farms are established, mainly consisting of Eggplant, tomato, carrot, wheat and potato. They are mainly around rivers for irrigation to the farms.
Since oil is precioius now adays, the government encourages the citizens of Kestroga to start using horses for transportation or walking to conserve the oil supply.

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

I accept, but I still would like a sense of security against you guys, so I am offering an alliance.

oh stuff miko got mad :c

inb4 russia clone comes in and meta-nukes my natun :((((


The government starts to collect oil from citizens, giving those who give oil a tax deductible and bikes. All of those who donate a massive amount of oil get a choice of solar panels or a wind turbine. The government finds some classified files in the deserted and ruined Pentagon. [CLASSIFIED] was also collected.

[SWAT One]

Only if the SUF agrees.

[Swat 3]

Hopefully, because since we all are in the same continent, we should at least make everyone happy and be trading partners and allies and what not.




Then we can invade the stupid panda killers.
SFR cannot find any large oil pockets where it is worth digging up, so they hire contractors to do that.

SFR is trying to bring the internet back to life by reviving old internet servers and upgrading them. Citizens are very happy.

Ironically, a classified image is put online that shows a snowy location and SFR military engineers and scientists operating a device. A torn down Russian sign can be seen in the background. The photo was taken down in 10 minutes. The SFR agent who posted the image was detained and is being investigated.

SFR borders expand into mid-canada then snifflez to cut NUF off from taking over canada "because no one is there."

[this land increase is to take up what I gave NUF for free because hi]

SFR notices that everyone is sitting on their asses and are doing nothing so they start to insist to their citizens to make the economy better by giving land to those who want to farm (but a larger tax increase to those who get free land so the government still makes mone, but it goes away when they have enough resources churning out to feed the people) and free business space to make businesses (tax increase goes away once they pay for the land).

Project Resources is 80% complete.

[Swat 3]

Due to the small amount of oil needed to still help out with the "clean" solution, the government starts planting excess amounts of vegetables and starts to connects some cattle to harmless machines that collect farts.

[Theepicman]

Do to the small amount of oil needed to still help out with the "clean" solution, the government starts planting excess amounts of vegetables and starts to connects some cattle to harmless machines that collect farts.

Kestroga does the same, except with more pigs to make more farts.
As mines become deeper, some oil is found, but obviously not meeting the needs of Kestroga.

[Muslim]

A nuclear plant explosion outside of Los Angeles is blamed on an earthquake. Certain areas of the San Fernando Valley are evacuated, including Burbank, San Fernando, Toluca Lake, and some areas of the San Bernardino Valley are evacuated too, mainly Pasadena.

[Swat 3]

A nuclear plant explosion outside of Los Angeles is blamed on an earthquake. Certain areas of the San Fernando Valley are evacuated, including Burbank, San Fernando, Toluca Lake, and some areas of the San Bernardino Valley are evacuated too, mainly Pasadena.

SFR offers assistance, and a SFR agent contacts the investigation bureau of the government.

OOC: Was there really an earthquake? Because if so only a massive earthquake can take down a nuclear plant's reactor, really, and if so, civilians that control the weather service could have detected the earthquake even that far away.

[Swat 3]

post you cigarettes

[Theepicman]

Ships that use sails are built to conserve the oil supply for oil ships and rigs. Kestroga is in search for a big island because it may be capable of harboring some oil. But they're out of luck. But they still found an island thats small but may have some oil on it.

[Swat 3]

SFR connects a wide array of solar panels and a geothermal energy generator is being built over a man-made hole in the ground. SFR ensures that 40% of the taxpayer's money are going toward other fuel sources to power cars and ships.

Project Resource is now complete. [DATA EXPUNGED]. Military presence can be found in Russia and in the Arctic circle.

[SWAT One]

No, trust me, the UFA is not just sitting on their asses.  Also, no thanks on the alliance.  I rather resent that aggressive land claim.  It also lacks tact, I might add.

The NUF begins restoring broken highways and encourages the SUF to do the same.

The NUF digs up old designs in an old Seattle military base.  The details are kept secret.

The NUF reports that its farms are working at highest efficiency, factories and heavy industries are on the rise, and that the markets of the UFA are filling up day-by-day.  An economic boom is expected.

Visiting tourists from the SFR notice a great number of combustion-driven vehicles in the UFA.

[Swat 3]

SFR citizens report that the air smelled like peanuts and other veges in NUF.

SFR also has a large amount of unnecessary oil-producing vegetables. Citizen moral is rising heavily as the internet is up and running and electricity being a common sight around the nation. An SFR car company starts producing hybrid "green" cars that can use gas, vegetable oil, and electricity.

SFR scientist try to understand properties of a highly reactive version of Hydrogren.


SFR copy cats NUF and starts rebuilding it's highway system. All of the new blacktop have [DATA EXPUNGED], making way to non-oil cars.

[SWAT One]

SFR scientist try to understand properties of a highly reactive version of Hydrogren.
Heavy Hydrogen or you pulled this out of your ass...

SFR copy cats NUF and starts rebuilding it's highway system. All of the new blacktop have [DATA EXPUNGED], making way to non-oil cars.
Hydrocarbons don't work that way.

[Swat 3]

You pulled gravitanium out of your ass :c