Author Topic: [Forum game] Fortunately, Unfortunately  (Read 18499 times)

Unfortunately, he keeps this thread alive.

Fortunately, I came back to bump the thread again!

Unfortunately, it wasn't even dead yet.

Fortunately, we got back on topic, and the Most Interesting Man in the World gets defeated by a revived Bruce Lee.

Unfortunately, Bruce Lee rapes you.

Fortunately, his semen is diamonds, and you got rich off of the rape. 

Unfortunately, when he came inside you, your ass got tore up real bad.

Fortunately, it was quite enjoyable.

Unforunately, it wasn't.

Fortunately, it really was, because you have a gay crush on asians

Fortunately the diamonds paid for your ass surgery.

Unfortunately, you no longer have a comfortable ass.
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Fortunately, you got paid 8 million dollars for the first ass surgery.

Unfortunately, while wheeling it all to the bank in a wheelbarrow, someone drops their cigarette from their apartment and burns all of the money.

Fortunately, the cigarette burnt down 7 Million dollars.