Author Topic: [Forum game] Fortunately, Unfortunately  (Read 20807 times)

Unfortunately the concession stand is destroyed

Fortunately, you catch a flying hot dog from the air, which is now grilled to perfection.
Not too raw, not too crispy.
Mmm.
Hot dogs.

Fortunately, you catch a flying hot dog from the air, which is now grilled to perfection.
Not too raw, not too crispy.
Mmm.
Hot dogs.
Unfortunately a big flock of hot dogs are going to attack you for eating one of their own kind

Fortunately, they are happy hot dogs and love you.

unfortunately, A giant Dinosaur comes and eats them all

Fortunately the dinosaur starved to death right before the dinosaur was about to eat them, but it is falling down, who knows where it would fall dead?

Unfortunately, the Dinosaur falls on cars and people and your car.

Fortunately you fly away unharmed.

Unfortunately you teleported into your nemesis' house

Fortunately he's past whatever you did.

Btw, I carn't spell.

Unfortunately he's not past the fact you teleported into his house while he's jacking off

Fortunately, he will forgive you if you take it up the butt while dressed as a woman.

Unfortunately, you're too proud to do that. 

Fortunately, he says if he can at least love with you, he'll be happy.

Unfortunately, he has Gonorrhea