[Forum game] Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Lego lad]

Fortunay, you don't have to make that decision because you got hit by a car.

[Ad Bot]

[TristanLuigi]

homoloveuality is better

Don't assert your opinions as fact.

[IronMelon]

(Ignoring post above me since it does not fit.) Unfortunately,You are indestructible and the car breaks while leaving you unwounded

[Ben Watts]

Fortunately, you only had indestructibility for 1 second after you got hit.

[Zanaran2]

Unfortunately, another car hurdles toward you at just the right moment.

[Bacon Pancakes]

Fortunately, the car breaks down 1cm away from you.

[TheKid]

Unfortunately the car skids along the ground and hits you.

[BlockoCrafter]

Fortunately, you locate a nearby jetpack and escape to the next town.

[Scaredhappyguy]

Unfortunately, it only lasts for 3 seconds, then you fall to your death

[childofdarkness016]

Fortunately, you didn't really die, and still land in the next town.

[Zanaran2]

Unfortunately, you land in a town where murder rates are high.

[Scaredhappyguy]

Fortunately, they only murder Justin Beiber and his fans.

[Bacon Pancakes]

Unfortunately he dies
I'm kidding... Just to make this clear!

[Scaredhappyguy]

Fortunately, Justin beiber does not exsist anymore

[Blake1]

Unfortunately, his ghost haunts you.