[Forum game] Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Electrk.]

Fortunately, you kill yourself before you do anything.

[Ad Bot]

[Zanaran2]

Unfortunately, you are reborn as a small Chinese girl and is immediately sent to the FOXCONN factory.

[Scaredhappyguy]

Fortunately, it was all just a nightmare. And you forgot about it.

[Scaredhappyguy]

Unfortunately, the nightmare came true.

[Electrk.]

Fortunately, it didn't because the nightmare coming true was a nightmare as well

[Bacon Pancakes]

Unfortunately the nightmare was real when you thought the nightmare wasn't when it really was but it seemed like it wasn't but as it was real it wasn't

[st8terblock]

Fortunately, this is inception so you are in many dreams while eating a taco

[Caribou]

Unfortunately, Taco Bell goes bankrupt.

[Champion]

Fortunately, you get a life-supply of tacos and stuff yourself every morning

[LagoomSack]

Unfortunately, the tacos are dry underwater
(forget logic)

[Electrk.]

Fortunately, it's Christmas

[Swat 3]

Unfortunately, Santa comes and rapes you.

[Decepticon]

Fortunately, it wasn't actually Santa but it was your neighbor, Kuku Pooki

[Valkerone]

Unfortunately, Kuku Pooki ends up raping you anyway.

[Swat 3]

Fortunately, you like it.