Author Topic: [Forum game] Fortunately, Unfortunately  (Read 24668 times)

Fortunately he was able to respawn

unfortunately it was the actual JB

Fortunately, this means that North America is free from a one man plague.

Unfortunatley, you lived in Brazil, South America.

Fortunately, you never had JB in that case.

Unfortunately the next day you get kidnapped and brought to space and left to suffocate

Fortunately, you are an alien and can breathe in space.

Unfortunately, you come flying back down into the atmosphere.

Fortunately, you landed on something soft.

unfortunately your ass was numb, so you couldn't tell a spike went up your star fish.

Fortunately the spike was only 1milimeter long and made of rubber.

Unfortunately, you have diarreah


Unfortunately, you start vomiting blood immediately afterwards.

Fortunately, the blood is cherryade!