I stepped on a thumbtack

[Ninja Decoy]

I slipped on a dock and got a 2" splinter in my belly.

stuff hurts

[Ad Bot]

[Renekar]

I stepped on flour and I got a sunburn :(

[Malleo100]

I once cut myself with a pocket knife and there was NO blood

[ßlöükfáce]

I once cut myself with a pocket knife and there was NO blood

how big is your pocket knife

(no joke intended)

[Manchild]

i have a maths teacher that cut his finger off while fixing his bathroom. now all of the other teachers mock him because he theoretically cant count to ten

[Malleo100]

how big is your pocket knife

(no joke intended)

It was a small fold out knife, it had a belt clip

[ßlöükfáce]

It was a small fold out knife, it had a belt clip

lolsmall

baby knife

[BluetoothBoy]

I once... uh... fractured my pinkie... :/

[Malleo100]

lolsmall

baby knife

It was sharp as forget

[Alyx Vance]

I once stepped on a thumb tack, was painful.
Recently I tore off the split part of my nail, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD BAD IDEA.

[Flamecannon]

i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast
without any milk

[Malleo100]

I once stepped on a thumb tack, was painful.
Recently I tore off the split part of my nail, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD BAD IDEA.

Oh god im starting to get unerved right now

[Muslim]

blogland forums

[ßlöükfáce]

It was sharp as forget

YOU CALL THIS TINY?

[psychomutt]

oh ya pocket knives.
this one time i had out and i was showing it to my friend, it snapped back in and cut my fingers