Roll to Hit - vREBIRTH [GAME IS NOW ACTIVE]

[KillerCop311]

Shell was given a five

I take the platinum and forge it into a strong yet light warhammer. forget y'all godmoding bitches.

You somehow manage to create a warhammer out of a piece of platinum. That's pretty neat.

Shell has gained x1 Platinum Warhammer (weapon)

You have two more five rolls left.

[Ad Bot]

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Transform the room into a treasure room full of chest of random items/money.

[KillerCop311]

The Big Bad Jellyfish was given a five

Transform the room into a treasure room full of chest of random items/money.

The room transforms into a awesome room! Slot machines where you always win, gold, rubies and other things piling up on the floor, treasure chests with super rare weapons, gems, and other things...damn!

You have two more five rolls left.

[CharlesSpeaking]

look for a chest with an ultra-rare item

[Demopan?]

Take other half of pill and randomly try to make my metal bat into something better

[SirLancelot7]

Gain perfect proficiency with my weapon (the electric gun thing) as it becomes enchanted to be indestructible and have no need to use ammo.

[childofdarkness016]

Upgrade warhammer to a Mystical Amethyst Warhammer that does 2x damage on holy-based enemies and 1.5x damage on undead.

Become a professional necromancer.

2 rolls at once~

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Open a couple chest and take the items, and put 5 diamonds in the slot machine, and spin!

[Ben Watts]

Kick me out of the game since I can't be on for a long time.

[TristanLuigi]

Roll to exist.

[TheKid]

Roll to take Ben's place.

[KillerCop311]

((i completely forgot about this thread, sorry you guys! i'll be on the ball with this again now!))

CharlesSpeaking was given a five

look for a chest with an ultra-rare item

Inside one of the chests you find...



The Liberated Kaiserium!

CharlesSpeaking has gained x1 Liberated Kaiserium (weapon)

You have two more five rolls left.

Demopan? was given x2 five rolls

Take other half of pill and randomly try to make my metal bat into something better

You take the other half of the pill and feel refreshed! A temporary +5 HP boost is given along with the heal.

Your bat turns into...



Dusk's Raven Wing!

Demopan? has gained x1 Dusk's Raven Wing (weapon)

You have one five roll left.

childofdarkness016 was given x2 five rolls

Upgrade warhammer to a Mystical Amethyst Warhammer that does 2x damage on holy-based enemies and 1.5x damage on undead.

Become a professional necromancer.

2 rolls at once~

Your weapon turns into what you wanted, but your damage bonuses double! Your Warhammer now does 4x damage on Holy-Based enemies, and 3x damage on the Undead!

You become a professional necromancer, but also become a DOCTOR Professional Necromancer!

You now have Dr. at the beginning of your name mentioned in quotes, gained items, rolls, and other areas where your name can be mentioned.

You have one five roll left.

The Big Bad Jellyfish has been given x2 five rolls

Open a couple chest and take the items, and put 5 diamonds in the slot machine, and spin!

From your chest opening (x3 chests), you gain the following items:


Shark Tooth Supernova (Cannon)


Terminus Raider (Gun)


Falcon Wing Heavy Crossbow (Crossbow)

The Big Bad Jellyfish has gained x1 Shark Tooth Supernova (weapon), x1 Terminus Raider (weapon), and x1 Falcon Wing Heavy Crossbow (weapon)

You bet 5 diamonds from the pile of gold and gems below you, pull the lever and hope for something good!

You get 3 cherries in a row, and win the JACKPOT! From your winnings, you gain x50 of what you betted, giving you 250 diamonds! Wow!

The Big Bad Jellyfish has gained x250 Diamonds (collectible, worth a lot)

Kick me out of the game since I can't be on for a long time.

You have been removed from the game, and a slot is now open.

TristanLuigi & TheKid both rolled a two

Roll to exist.

Roll to take Ben's place.

"No," says a booming voice inside the 4th wall.

[Ben Watts]

Roll to come back cuz now I have lodsotime

[KillerCop311]

Roll to come back cuz now I have lodsotime

You're back in anyways, I still had you in just in case.

[CharlesSpeaking]

upgrade my liberated kaiserium to be the supreme emperor of all liberated kaiseriums with power and might that the liberated kaiseriums have not seen in a brother yet

I INTEND TO SHOW THEM THE TRUE POWER OF THE LIBERATED KAISERIUUUUUM