How many times can u rhyme

[SuperFlaminninja]

The objective of this post is to rhyme this sentence
My hair is on fire
Have fun

[Ad Bot]

[CharlesSpeaking]

no it ain't you liar

[BlockoBlocko]

Get out, you cancer.

[Nal]

or I rill rape you with a dancer

[BuildaBox]

I don't see how cancer
Rhymed with the first answer

[Titanium Man]

ben likes men

[Bacon Pancakes]

Come to my den.

[The Subject]

We can draw with a pen,
Ken.

[The Subject]

sorry for double post...
Ken, we can mess with the hen.
I don't want to eat my orange.

[Big Brøther]

We can draw with a pen,
Ken.

and then?

[Blooker]

Let us forage
Into the place where you keep your richard.

[Bacon Pancakes]

Where it's hair is all lovely and Slick

[Shadowed999]

So grab my stick and shift to 5th gear

[RSoMKC]

But I don't have a dryer, so I can't put out the fire. I go outside and, find the dryer; barbed wire covering the dryer. Why the forget do I need a dryer, for this fire. Who even covers a dryer, with barbed wire. forget this, rhyming stuff, I retire.

Edit:

It seem to be that barely anyone read OP's objective correctly.

[Sleven]

Last post, I deeply admire
it is as if it was written by an artist
op can you verify that your hair is on fire
I rather not be fooled by some devious liar

check this rhyme it's turnin into rap
it'd make you fake fap fap on your baby lap
next post I hope not to find so dire
yolo son swag stuff check me yes sire!