Poll

best car sprite and owner

: sobogel
5 (41.7%)
: john
4 (33.3%)
: noah
3 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 12

Author Topic: [200x100] Infinite - tripletoastupdate  (Read 30171 times)

then what is just white
is literally white brighter then white
what
I dont
"white" refers to a light tan skintone if I recall correctly

"white" refers to a light tan skintone if I recall correctly
wow
such tribal
very rude




ZANE : I'm going to kill you!

MESSENGER : Got it!

(insert overly big 86 here)



SOBOGEL : AAAAH!




SONO / GECKO : Whoa my god!


Gecko whips his corrosive gun out..



.. and effectively melts off a piece of Zane's beautifully tribal face.

ZANE : AAAAUGH!!
GECKO : Get off him, you damn dirty dog!
« Last Edit: November 10, 2013, 11:17:03 PM by TheKid »

that is the weirdest way to hold a gun ive ever seen

>Sobagelwithoutcreamcheese: get on top and forget him brutally

the actual forget is going on

the actual forget is going on
zane : u ded

messenger goes down to get his gnu

zane tackles sobo to huge large distance to gecko and sono

gecko shoots zane and then he ded not rly

zane : u ded

messenger goes down to get his gnu

zane tackles sobo to huge large distance to gecko and sono

gecko shoots zane and then he ded not rly
lik dis if u crie evertim



inb4 gay fanfiction
Quote
The Preposterous Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Sobogel strode along the path, making for Great Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Cantankerous Condom, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Arm.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his precarious lube just in time to face the beautiful man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck grudgingly, and Sobogel barely raised his lube to meet the attack. They fought long and beautifully until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Sobogel found himself forced to one knee, the man's lube pressed to his lovey mouth. "I am Zane of Great Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Cantankerous Condom. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the bed."

But Sobogel had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his lube with a twist, overpowered Zane and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Sobogel said, looking down upon him.

Zane's snake shimmered like a cascading waterfall. "I have underestimated you, Sobogel. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Sobogel's desire was enflamed. His mouth throbbed and all his thoughts were to forget Zane like a dog. Sobogel caressed Zane's fantabulous snake and he responded. They came together loveily, and their joining was as amazing as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet carrot!" Sobogel groaned and forgeted Zane as softly as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Sobogel said. "That's where I put the Cantankerous Condom for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed quickly on the grass, forgetful of all but their stunning love. "We will stay together forever," Zane said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Arm never got the Cantankerous Condom and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.



Sprite:
Quote from: Character Sheet:
Name: Alexander
Age: 16
Personality: A cool, chill guy, that mostly becomes friendly with anyone.
Weapon Sprite: above^, its a crowbar btw.
Other facts: Has good fighting skills, and good computing skills.

get off him u damn dirty dog
plot twist: it was all in sobogel's imagination