Doors - It's about doors

[Waru]

I got too absorbed by school to finish Stick Quest (my last community project that was left at the thrilling note of seeing a elf's starfish), so I'm going to make a new adventure, one much easier to make and much easier to update realistically. No promises though.

> Begin


You find yourself in a room, facing two doors. You do not remember anything before this, in fact you are quite sure you were just now created. To celebrate this occasion, you decide it would be proper to give yourself a title that identifies you. What is that title, exactly?

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[childofdarkness016]

Marquise Kawaii Mary Scarlett Jane Dark'ness Sue-sama XXIV, Ruler of stuffty Original Characters and girlfriend of every man in the world.

[Waru]

Marquise Kawaii Mary Scarlett Jane Dark'ness Sue-sama XXIV, Ruler of stuffty Original Characters and girlfriend of every man in the world.

Now that that's out of the way, you have time to think. What are you doing here? What's with these stuffty doors? More importantly, what will you do next?

[Dre5567]

go in the 3rd door

[Waru]

go in the 3rd door

Unfortunately, the only other thing to be found in the room is a pile of candy corn.

[.:FancyPants:.]

don't pick up the pumpkin
don't even think about it
in fact i can be assured you won't because it's not actually there
trust me i know this

wait stuff if i say that it's likely it will in fact remain there and reinsert itself into existence
but it can't settle into a medium of the two unless some sort of paradox caused it to exist subdimensionally so it only half existed!
but that couldn't possibly occur just randomly so you as the author will in fact need to decide between the two in the following image

unless
unless you turn around
then the existence of the pumpkin is irrelevant because it no longer stands within your vision
quick dude before some nasty stuff goes down grab that candy corn and get the forget out of there

[TheKid]

Take candy corn and put them in pumpkin

[childofdarkness016]

marquise is a title you dipstuff not a name

wtf

Also, try sampling one of the artifacts around the candy corn. If it tastes safe, take a handful of candy corn for future purposes.

[Waru]

don't pick up the pumpkin

What pumpki-

wait stuff if i say that it's likely it will in fact remain there and reinsert itself into existence
but it can't settle into a medium of the two unless some sort of paradox caused it to exist subdimensionally so it only half existed!

What.

quick dude before some nasty stuff goes down grab that candy corn and get the forget out of there

try sampling one of the artifacts around the candy corn. If it tastes safe, take a handful of candy corn for future purposes.

You shove a handful of the candy corn in your mouth. It's good. Really good.

You end up eating all of it. To your surprise, a key is buried under all the candy corn!

[Champion]

eat the key too

[Legoboss]

un-jpegify jesus christ

[Waru]

eat the key too

You suddenly have an urge to eat the key. Fortunately, logic takes over and suppresses that urge. You're going to need that key!

oh my good forget you want to eat that key so badly

[Champion]

You suddenly have an urge to eat the key. Fortunately, logic takes over and suppresses that urge. You're going to need that key!

instead, eat the pumpkin.

[childofdarkness016]

Get out of the room and try the key on every locked door you can locate.

[Waru]

instead, eat the pumpkin.

Y̡ou ̵ar̡en͡'́t͡ aw̛ar͘e of͝ any͢ ̢p̴u͢m̴p͘ki̶ns͠.

Get out of the room and try the key on every locked door you can locate.

It seems the key works on both doors! Which one will you go through?

(I'm pausing here until tomorrow)