Heil The Empire: Something Smells Garbagey

[Legoboss]

they're on another ship

oh
say "No thanks," and warp away full speed

[Ad Bot]

[Alteration]

[Tayasaurus]

A weak beam leaps out from the commandeered vessels. *You've been tractor beamed suckas* Daniel:: Well thats what I get for thinking about it too long. Morris:: What if they board us? I don't want to get pirated and sold to some ugly fat chick! Daniel:: The only laser rifle is like 40 decks down. And we got the equivalent of a hotel elevator... Morris::  I think I saw more than that though and its in the processing hangar on deck 3... Daniel:: Are you absolutely sure? Morris:: ...sort of? Daniel:: Both seem risky. I can't break the beam from here and our ship isn't armed. I personally favor the idea of getting that rifle... Morris:: But if I'm right then we will have wasted time for one rifle. Wow such risk much choice

[Decepticon]

talk to them sensibly while secretly attempting to press the "PANIC AND SEND REINFORCEMENTS" button

DOOD

[Cool Boi]

go for the rifles
if not enough time, then fly away to space

[Tayasaurus]

go for the rifles
if not enough time, then fly away to space

Which ones?

DOOD

Morris:: WAIT WAIT! What if we just comm for help?? Daniel:: The fleet isn't armed. We're just trash cleaners. Morris:: Ask them to call in some SE enforcers. They can be here in seconds! *transmitting* There was a short moment of silence and suffocating anticipation as you waited for the call to connect. A sarcastic voice answered. Rugby:: This is a private channel for emergencies only, but knowing you what do you want, Daniel. Daniel:: PIRATES!!! Rugby::... is this another one o- Morris:: Call for help!! Rugby::...let me think I need time. Rugby doesn't trust you, and its deserved because you've prank called him many times before. Perhaps after this incident you'll clean up your acts. Heads or Tails?

[Decepticon]

uh

UH

HEADS

IF IT DOESN'T WORK BEG FOR REINFORCEMENTS

[Tayasaurus]

uh

UH

HEADS

IF IT DOESN'T WORK BEG FOR REINFORCEMENTS

Rugby:: alright. This is the last time. This better not be a joke. Calling the nearest patrol now. *transmitting* : Yes? Rugby:: One of our ships is having a situation with pirates in its sector. Advise that you please send in a deterrent. : Don't worry, we're already there. *End Transmission*

[Decepticon]

TELL THEM THAT THERE'S A DEAD CAPTAIN/OFFICER ON BOARD THE SHIP THAT'S COMING TO THEM

QUICK

[Tingalz]

Point out that the guy had an obviously iconian accent.

[Ben Watts]

loving go to the Daniel's thing.

[Tayasaurus]

loving go to the Daniel's thing.

Daniel and Morris Panic Rush into the elevator even though you don't see them do that.

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