The lunch MONITOR at my school had a heart attack today.

[Manofthecentury]

It was a bit scary, but everyone flipped out and crowded her. She wasn't moving (from what I could see) and students were blocking the phone lines trying to call an ambulance.

edit: geez

[Ad Bot]

[Tonkka²]

...lunch teacher?

[SeventhSandwich]

"lunch teacher"

[Stocking]

i got like a D in lunch class because i'd always wait til the morning after to do my homework and by then it'd be like all rotten and stuff and it'd make me throw up

[Nal]

She teaches lunch
Wat

[Manofthecentury]

"lunch teacher"

LUNCH MONITOR GOOD GOD WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY

[Theepicman]

Was she breathing or did you check if her heart was pumping blood by putting your hand on her heart? Does your school have a Defibrillator?

[Champion]

lol'd at everyone pointing out the error in the title
OT: how did she get a heart attack?

[Manofthecentury]

you know what
does it really matter if i use a different noun than monitor

[Manofthecentury]

lol'd at everyone pointing out the error in the title
OT: how did she get a heart attack?

uh there was a history of it in her family i think

[Jeremie]

It was a bit scary, but everyone flipped out and crowded her. She wasn't moving (from what I could see) and students were blocking the phone lines trying to call an ambulance.

edit: geez

Call the WAAAAmbulance

[Manofthecentury]

Call the WAAAAmbulance

i'm done

[Electrk²]

[XR-7]

-snip-

That certainly is a small pretzel.

[BlackMod]

I thought this too :/