Bad Translator V2

[Gum]

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator
Post your funny translations here.

A good set of sentences to try if you cant think of any are the 10 commandments from the bible.

Example:
"Tyler, the Creator."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Taylor, Executive Director"

Favorites:

GTA 5:
"I play Grand Theft Auto 5 after I come home from school."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Grand Theft Auto 5 games for the school."

^ that one is gonna spark controversy


Jamesster's Badly Translated Lego Comic Book!

Darksaber's Quote from V1:
"Post your funny translations here. A good set of sentences to try if you cant think of any are the 10 commandments from the bible"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Here funny translations. A good sense, you can't think of the ten commandments of the Bible to try to set the"

Mr. Blokland:
"Blockland is a great game. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mr Blokland, have a good game."

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[jamesster]

I once ran a German LEGO magazine comic through a bad translator thing.

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Edit - sorry, forgot how big those pics were, linked instead of embedded now

[Dexxtter]

Original text:

"Potato"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Potatoes"

[Quote Story]

Original text:

"Remember, No Russian"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Under the agreement, Russia"

[Subpixel]

"fart"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Pets"

[ßlöükfáce]

Original text: "you're a cigarette"
35 translations later: "as for the people"

Original text: "snake"
18 translations later: "male genitalia"

[CharlesSpeaking]

"I find this text to be rather improperly translated"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I actually, this report is, wild water is not."


what??

[Champion]

"Potato fart"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Home France"



wat

[Subpixel]

""god dammit marty," said doc brown"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Damn Doc Brown, Marty said:"

wtf

[Cassord²]

"Colonel, we managed to avoid drowning!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Captain, we have been able to come from drowning."

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"JC, a bomb!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"JC, bomb!"

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"I need scissors! 61!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I need scissors! 51 m"

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"I need scissors! 61!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You will need to drag (11)"

[ßlöükfáce]

"I am an annoying piece of stuff"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I hate you"

[Lego lad]

Original text:

"I like it at night"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Love night"

[Kirze]

"...Blockland is the best game ever invented"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"...Blokland is a scam."

[Swat 3]

"Gay people are friends, and need to stop playing GTA V to watch the dogs forget each other."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(V) to stop and it's interesting, and."


"America is the best country in the world, it has fat people so it stops the earth from going into the sun."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The best in the country, world vision in the United States, obesity."

[snot2]

"badspot is the greatest admin to ever exist"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"As a system administrator. You can do a good job."