Bad Translator V2

[Crispy_]

"badspot is the greatest admin to ever exist"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"As a system administrator. You can do a good job."

still correct
it's almost like badspot got into the translation and replied. almost.

[Ad Bot]

[snot2]

"༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give DIRETIDE"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ronnie_loves_jm ༼ DIRETID ༽ wallpaper for your fingers."

[CharlesSpeaking]

"Blockland, you're so crazy."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"People who live in walnut pieces. Republic, Israel"

what is this??

"There is no excuse for that last translation. Blockland is NOT walnut pieces."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The minimum version required a piece of walnut."

what

"Stop going on and on about walnut pieces. We're talking about Blockland."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mr Blokland says:"

this is hilarious

"This is a cliffhanger. You never told us what he said! Come on. Think of the children!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Important point.-No, no, I do not think that this is a book for children."

"The mystery of the Block Master is revealed. Thank you for your service to the empire of the Brick Tool."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Deep secrets in concrete brick buildings"

i can't stop these are hilarious

"What secrets do you speak of? Ancient treasures? Jewels? Gems? Or something else? Is this related to the Block Master?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mysterious treasures. Stone jewelry, or things too tight or decisive Thoen."

IT ANSWEREd my QUEStion

"Mysterious treasures? Stone jewelry? Is this related to the Block Master? Yes or no? You never answered that."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mysterious treasures. Somewhere in the room. The main form? Answer: Yes or no."

answer: yes or no? translator is mean

[Crispy_]

keep going!!!

[Yosher]

"god has come to reap the sinners."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It's not a sin."


"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


"when a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You want to get out of the trees in the forest?"


"what seems to be the officer, problem?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Seems to be the problem. The authorities."

[ChappersTeddy]

Original text:

"We got a Windows 8 and it's so easy to use. Plus games on this new PC run like a professional ice skater. That means amazingly."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There is currently no rain easy-to-use. In addition to the new computer. It's hard to believe that this is a sport, which means you can play like a pro."

[Cool Boi]

"Badspot is a loving autist"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Autism and is not bad."

"Blockland forums"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Blokland, torrent"

"Off topic board"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The European Parliament"

Makes sense

[ChappersTeddy]

"Hi, my name is Mike McGubbin. I like cats and I once drove a car into a wall."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hi, my name is Mike Mcgobin. The cat is the love to the wall."




"When there's something weird, and it don't look good, who you gonna call?"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" L trange wygld onlarn ktre olann iinde v,? "

[xbox 360 fan]

Original text:

"Justin Bieber likes richards"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Justin Bieber-Bulaik, try Baker arrows"

noo


Original text:

"69 gay men jumping off the bed"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Gay 69 beds."

i'm done

[foulprairiedog]

"kicking christ in a goddamn diaper"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Christ's Church on the rock"
"An Australian calm nature and taking his job seriously"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I like to work in Australia."
"the quick brown fox jumps off of the planet and into space"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Like To And Universe."

[Treynolds416]

Original text:

"Cookie Clicker is a Javascript-based browser video game written by French programmer Julien Thiennot,[1] better known as "Orteil" (French pronunciation: ​[ɔʁtɛj], literally toe), and released on August 10, 2013."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Here in the European Parliament: video games in the browser, it looks sweet Schalke [1], 10.10.2013, Zain, Julian thonklauthonkramom command does not work with Java (Portuguese Spelling: France [ɛ last j t ru collection, Peter]), the Prime Minister."

[Cool Boi]

"Cnai b doge"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"O Brien, if"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"-Priests and the way O'Brien."

[Kamutog]

Original text:

"Hi Blockland Forums! Potatoes are not autistic."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Members of the new potato Forum?"

What.

[CJwarrior]

"I wanted orange, it gave me lemon-lime."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Orange lemon"


"Don't tell me you're going to wear sunglasses during a night operation."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Overnight, the airport does not wear sunglasses." wtf...


"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you are a person. I'm going to kill you."


"Put that cookie down, now!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Now, the school."

[Waru]

Original text:

"this is halloween"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

""


what the forget