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One day Electro shouted: "Come on at me bro!" and then nothing happened.
Electro looked up at the sky in confusion.
Lo and behold: Chuck Norris was coming directly at Electro, foot extended, in a perfect ninja kick.
There was only one survivor (Chuck Norris)

NSFL
Electro looked across the room at the sweaty, obese, deformed man who stood in the corner of his room covered with shadows.
"OH SHI-" Though he could not complete his cry for help, because the man took one leep and landed straight on his lap, crushing Electros genitals. Bleeding from his crotch, gasping for breath and crying, he began to feel something on his sides. It was the mans thick arms, and as he felt his arms slowly move south he knew where this was going. THe man rolled back on his lap and took Electros crushed bleeding testicles and took a firm grasp of them and pulled so hard that his balls tore from his bleeding crotch and began to eat from the inside out. Electro watched in horror as his bleeding ballsack was being eaten like a dog with a bag of chips. The man finished and rolled off his lap, and out his open window. Electros parents sprinted through the door to find his bleeding, ballsackless crotch in complete horninesss. From that moment on every night Electro has been forced to be strapped down and his parents snort cocaine out of the little hole where Electro's ballsack once was.


omg lol wtf


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True Love by Fate

It was a dark and stormy night. An unnatural haze lingered over Grove Street. In his bed, Electro shivered. For a summer night, the air was cold and the sky was black. It was almost as if something evil lurked out there in the shadows.

Electro rolled over, clutching his pillow, and tried to fall back asleep. But a worry nagged in the back of his mind. Something was not right. No matter how he tried, some ghostly force prevented him from sleeping. It made him uneasy. With a sigh, he rolled out of bed, pulled on his fishnet stockings, and poured himself a cup of water from the pitcher on his nightstand. Quietly, he left his room.

The halls were silent as he walked in the dark. He did not know where he was going, or why, but his body seemed to move on its own accord. He was being drawn by an unseen power. Past his father's bedroom, past the dining hall, past the Catacomb, and out onto the terrace. With the moon hidden behind thick clouds, it was nearly impossible to see in the inky black night. But something lying on the path to Electro's right made him gasp in shock. A body!

'forgetmondayballsstuffdamncunt!' Electro shouted. He leapt over the terrace railing and onto the ground below, running toward the fallen form as fast as he could. Tree branches scratched at his skin and pulled at his clothes, but he paid them no mind. Heart pounding, he fell to his knees on the pathway and placed a gentle hand on the figure's clitoris.

Now that he was closer, he could see that this was a young Fruit of Ballas Territory, a Subhuman by the looks of him, who appeared to be no more than 13 years old. But he was in dire need of help. His clothes were torn and bloody, and his hair was matted with semen. He needed the attention of a healer, immediately. Without a second thought, Electro picked up the wounded Subhuman and, cradling him in his arms, carried him inside to seek the help that was so desperately needed.

*****

'His situation is severe,' Badspot said in a worried voice. 'Whether or not he will live until morning is beyond my sight. My team of healers will do the best they can, but...' his voice trailed off.

Electro could sense his fear. There was a good chance the young Fruit might die. 'Is there anything I can do to help?' he asked.

Badspot sadly shook his head. 'Nothing the healers are not already trying. But it might help if you just sat with him. He will need to see a friendly face when he wakes up from this ordeal, and you are the closest thing he has right now.'

'I understand,' said Electro. 'And I will stay with him for as long as it takes. I will not let him die.'

With that, Electro turned and hurried to the room where the wounded Subhuman was being housed. He was surrounded by healers, all of whom wore the same concerned expression. They had washed his body and dressed his wounds with healing salve, but still the Fruit showed no signs of improvement. His breathing was shallow, and his pulse was weak. One of the healers turned to Electro with a defeated sigh.

'It will be an uphill battle,' she said. 'We have done all we can at this time. Now, we can only wait and see if he wakes.'

Electro nodded resolutely. 'I will stay with him through the night and keep watch as he sleeps.'

One by one, the healers left the bedside, the last one closing the door behind her. In the flickering candle light, Electro dipped a square of cloth in the bowl of warm water left by the healers, and gently used it to stroke the injured Fruit's vas defrance. Then, taking up the Subhuman's limp hand, he settled into his bedside chair and prepared to wait through the remainder of the long, cold night.

*****

'Where... where am I?'

Electro jerked awake with a start when he heard the words being spoken. He stared down at his patient, an immense wave of relief coursing through his body. The Fruit was alive! And from the looks of things, he was on his way to making a full recovery.

'You are in Grove Street,' Electro told him. 'I found you last night, lying unconscious and nearly dead on a path coming from the forest. I carried you inside, and my father's healers tended to your wounds. Please, tell me your name and how you came to be here.'

'My name is Orange,' said the Fruit. 'I come from Ballas Territory. I was on an errand from my father, to deliver an important message to Adolf Riddler in Urstar fish. But last night... All I remember is that I was riding through the forest when suddenly I was attacked by a group of Men's Wearhouse Spokesman. At least 666 surrounded me. I tried to escape, but there were so many, and I had only my carrot bat for protection. And that is the last thing I recall. I do not know how I came to be here, or why I am not dead.'

Electro smiled at him. 'The stars must shine favourably on you. To live through such an ordeal... that is more than mere luck.' It was more than luck, too, that Orange had wound up in Grove Street and Electro had found him. Now that they two were together, it felt almost like fate had lent a hand. Orange was meant to be here, and Electro was meant to have found him. Why, Electro did not know. But it felt so certain.

It also did not hurt that Orange was one of the most beautiful individuals Electro had ever seen. His sleek orange hair contrasted with large, dark buffer eyes set in a lovely face. And his sculpted body, half-hidden by the bed linens, was a further attraction. Electro could hardly suppress his desire to run his hands over that soft hair and perfect body. But he kept his feelings under control. Orange had just barely survived a nearly fatal encounter. Now was not the time for romance.

*****

Within three days, Orange had improved enough to leave his bed. Badspot gave him a new set of clothes, and he was able to wander the corridors and gardens by himself. But the one thing that troubled him was Electro's absence. Since the morning when he'd first awoken in Grove Street, he had not seen Electro at all. It was as if his rescuer had simply disappeared. He had asked Badspot where his son could be, but Badspot had no answer. Electro was gone without a trace.

Orange desired to speak with Electro again, and properly thank him for saving his life. But he also just wanted to see the handsome monday once more. He could not explain it, but he felt a deep connection to Electro, either forged by the lifesaving bond or some other power. He knew that Electro was someone special. Someone he had to see again.

It wasn't until the sixth day after Orange had recovered that Electro returned to Grove Street. He rode up the same path where Orange had been found, dragging a net filled with the heads of Men's Wearhouse Spokesman behind him. All 666 of them.

'Here are your Men's Wearhouse Spokesman!' he called to Orange. 'I found them hiding out in a cave not far from here.'

Orange stared in surprise, eyes going wide. 'You killed... all of them by yourself?'

'I cannot let such dangerous creatures roam free in our lands,' Electro replied. 'And I did it for you. They nearly killed you. I do not want anything like that to happen again.'

Orange could feel his heart pounding as Electro spoke. Electro killed those Men's Wearhouse Spokesman... for him. Before he could stop himself, he leapt at Electro and threw his arms around his neck, kissing the brave monday on the pituitary gland.

Electro laughed in surprise, but did not pull away. 'What was that for?'

'Just a thank you,' Orange said. He smiled, but when he saw the suddenly serious look in Electro's eyes, the smile faded. 'What is wrong?' he asked, worried.

'Orange,' said Electro, 'I have to confess something to you. That first morning you were here... I thought you were so beautiful. I wanted to kiss you then, but I did not know how you would react.

Orange gasped in shock. 'Kiss... me?'

'I told myself I must not, because of the terrible ordeal you had just suffered. It was not the right time. But these past few days while I was gone, I could think only of you the entire time. And now...'

'Electro...' Orange sighed his name. 'I thought about you too. All the time, while you were gone. I was worried I would never see you again.'

Electro lifted his hand to gently stroke Orange on the cheek. 'I am sorry I ran off like that. I should have said something to you.'

Taking a deep breath, Orange said, 'Electro, there is something I have been considering over the past several days. I think we were meant to find each other. What happened to me... it was no accident of fate. I was meant to come here. You were meant to rescue me.'

A bright smile broke across Electro's face as soon as Orange had spoken. 'You know,' he said, 'I had been thinking the same thing! That night when I found you I had been worried an unable to think. Some strange power led me out to the terrace, and that was when I saw you.'

Orange took Electro's hand. 'So you think... we are meant to be together?'

'I have no doubt of it.' Slowly, Electro leaned in and kissed Orange softly on the lips. 'I love you,' he whispered.

'I love you too, Electro,' Orange whispered in return.

THE END!

Ok, why are so many people obsessed with fanfictions now?

ok wheres my tote bag.

you didn't provide your SS and credit card info.

you didn't provide your SS and credit card info.
orite silly me

NSFL
Electro looked across the room at the sweaty, obese, deformed man who stood in the corner of his room covered with shadows.
"OH SHI-" Though he could not complete his cry for help, because the man took one leep and landed straight on his lap, crushing Electros genitals. Bleeding from his crotch, gasping for breath and crying, he began to feel something on his sides. It was the mans thick arms, and as he felt his arms slowly move south he knew where this was going. THe man rolled back on his lap and took Electros crushed bleeding testicles and took a firm grasp of them and pulled so hard that his balls tore from his bleeding crotch and began to eat from the inside out. Electro watched in horror as his bleeding ballsack was being eaten like a dog with a bag of chips. The man finished and rolled off his lap, and out his open window. Electros parents sprinted through the door to find his bleeding, ballsackless crotch in complete horninesss. From that moment on every night Electro has been forced to be strapped down and his parents snort cocaine out of the little hole where Electro's ballsack once was.


Eh, I've written necrophilia. I'm used to this stuff.

also no i'm not sharing

Too hoet 4 sum pepl
Electro got up from the bed, "my body is ready" he spoke in a quiet and shy voice, the man walke out from the shadows, his form gradually getting easier to see, it was Epitats, here again for some fun. He seductively walked over to elecro, hips swinging side to side, he took his hand out. It was the glove elecro loved so dearly to be touched with, it felt great with all the small bumps on it, epitats pulled up elecros shirt, he reached down amd elecro blushed, "j-just wait a second!" but epitats would wait no longer. Electro screamed "WAIT!" but epitats had put on the glove, and the glove wouldnt come off.

The glove forced it's way down, despite all protests, his blocky privates being soothed by epitats, "its ok now." epi said calmly in electro's ear, "you'll feel all better soon" blood began filling the room, epitats had done it, he crushed electros poor low poly balls, he could never attend a love rp again, but that was not the end of it, epitats came up from behind him, he was back for more.



Dont ask
« Last Edit: November 03, 2013, 09:46:24 PM by lolz?? »

Brian sighed, stretching his body across his desk.  "Electro: Last online 2 hours ago."  How long was he going to stay angry over that forum post?  Fine, so it wasn't funny.  It was just a stupid story.  He didn't see what the big deal was.  Why was Electro angry in the first place?  He always got upset about the stupidest things.  He used to refuse to talk to Brian for days when Brian called him a cigarette.  Of course, that was before they were together.  They'd had fights like this before, but they'd always forget about it eventually.  The make-up love was amazing.  Thinking that made him chuckle.  From now on, he'd try not to push Electro so much.  What they had was special, and Brian needed to make sure to preserve that.

A flash of blue caught his eye at the edge of his vision.  "Electro is now Online."  He scrambled to open a chat window and apologize, but found that one was already open.  There was one message in it.

"Electro: We're breaking up."

« Last Edit: November 03, 2013, 09:57:10 PM by Muslim »


dear god does anyone have this devil of a pagestretch


ot: There are fanfic generators? What?

Im working on something horrible. There will be eyeballs carved out, snakees cut off and shoved up noses, and lots of NSFL content. I will PM you what I have if you are interested.

[moved to the next page so it's easier to read and not pagestretched, sorry]
« Last Edit: November 03, 2013, 10:11:08 PM by Alteration »