Make a fanfiction about me

[|Orange|]

Electro walked down the chilly, barren sidewalk. The great 2030 Eugene blizzard was in full swing, it was so cold, not even newspapers would come out and fly around. Not even this blizzard could stop Electro, for he was a man on a mission, a mission to resurrect an entire population. He wasn't sure what he was looking for, but right before him, he found it. There was a hobo, lying limp on a park bench. He had a laptop between his hands, and his face was bluer than the sea. Electro brought his fingers to his neck, to his dismay, he was dead. The hobo had no need for the laptop, so he pushed the body aside and started it up. Just then, he felt as if a knife pierced his scrotum, because a knife did pierce his scrotum! He looked down, and upwards was the gaze of the hobo, his face red and angry. Slowly, the hobo brought a gun to Electro's temple, and whispered into his ear.

Hobo: You are not going to start up the servers again. You don't understand what is left, you don't understand the evils that Nevermind/BlockoBlocko has left behind!

Electro's pulse shot skyward, he was confused. Having knife in the balls and the feel of cold steel at his temple really didn't help. Was this the man he was looking for, the Eric Hartman? Again the hobo whispered in his ear.

Hobo: I don't trust you, and I will not let you go alive. I am going to stamp your balls, and choke myself with my intestines as I screw your corpse, so come at me, Electro-san.

Just then, police sirens could be heard in the backround.

Hobo: Let's go


BREAKING NEWS AT 9

Homeless man found strangled with intestines! Blood everywhere! Balls stamped! Achilles ankles sliced! Laptop full of stuffty erotic fan fictions recovered! Learn how to protect your children with Net Nanny! How to get a mattress out of a pool! More at 9!

Tote please, I can't write for stuff

[Ad Bot]

[Muslim]

NSFL WIP
You see, when I told my friend Electro - who I was wonderfully dating - that I wanted him to digest me, he told me to forget off. So I punched him. I then took a fork from the restaurant we were eating at and began to carefully pick out his eyes. Then when I had carved out his eyeballs, I shoved them up his star fish and then forced him to stuff them out. Covered in Electro's autistic feces, I ate his eyeballs. Then I took his balls and stabbed them with a knife. I got out the actual testicles and put them in his empty eyesockets then took his scrotum and shoved it in his mouth. I made him slowly chew on his own scrotum, and then cut his snake from the base, and shoved it up his tiny little virgin nose.

[Alteration]

Sorry for reposting this. It's easier to read when it's not stretched out.


It was a warm summer afternoon. Elecro was finishing his daily routines when he heard a knock at the door. "Curious," he thought. "I wasn't expecting anyone." He sauntered to the door and opened it, finding FemBadspot standing eagerly outside. "Hey Elecro~" She said softly. "Can I come in?" Elecro, fumbling for words, managed an awkward "sure!". She stepped inside, taking note of the cleanliness. "You house is very nice," she said. "Thanks", Elecro chuffed.
"So, uh, why are you here?" Elecro inquired, nervously looking around. "I was lonely, and I needed some company. You don't mind me here, do you?" "No, not at all!"
Elecro tried to make conversation. "Would you like some beverage?". FemBadspot, watching Elecro eagerly, replied slowly. "No thanks, I'm not thirsty." Elecro was getting more nervous by the second. FemBadspot turned on the TV and flipped to a football game. "Wanna watch with me, Elecro-kun?~", she asked, motioning to the couch. "I guess so. Don't know what else to do." He sat down next to her and watched as the sports pile kept getting taller. "Hahaha!" FemBadspot snorted. Elecro chuckled, feeling her soft convulsing through the couch.
She turned to Elecro. "So, who are you rooting for?~" "Uh, the Titans. Chris Johnson's in my fantasy league."
FemBadspot nodded and smiled. "He's in mine too!" She laughed, then sighed. "Ephialtes broke up with me" she said with a frown. "Can I have a hug?"
Elecro hesitated, then slowly leaned forward and distrained her in a soft embrace. She held him, then suddenly kissed him on the lips. Elecro, stunned, was completely distracted as she moved down his body and unzipped HIS POCKET AND STOLE HIS PRICELESS PERUVIAN ARTIFACT, THE ERÕS-POKAN. SHE BURST FROM THE HOUSE AND RAN FROM THE SCENE WITH HER MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE IN HAND. FEMBADSPOT, QUEEN OF THIEVES, STRIKES AGAIN.

[Zealott]

sort of related:

As many of you might have know, I posted a topic a while back asking if anyone had a picture of Truce, DotDotCircle was the only one who actually had one, I paid him his $5; But the picture wasn't shot in the best angle, infact you could barely see his face, when I asked if he had another he said that "It was the only one he was able too find, I was sad because I really want to see his face; but I was also happy because I was able to see his body at the least.

My question to you guys is do you have a picture of truce that shows his face, I'm willing to pay top dollar ($500 - $1000) if you can provide me with a picture of truce either showing his full body (toe to head, face must be visible) or just his face, now the reason why I'm willing to pay so high is because... Well I have this fantasy.. You see, I'm a big nerd, and it's always been a desire to be in a passionate relationship with another nerd, specifically, Truce, I have no idea what it is about him, but I love whatever it is, and I love it when I dream about us, I dream about walking on a beach with him, talking about Runescape and other games that we as nerds like to play, one thing led to another and we were talking about the Cyberlove we had on an IRC chatroom, he suddenly interrupted me, asking "Would you like to reenact the Cyberlove we had, you know... in person?", I blushed and replied "Well..", he stepped closer towards me and we locked lips and rubbed each others chests, I slowy lowered my hand down into his pants, I felt his enormous rooster and could only imagine how it would feel much deeper inside me, I started to rub his rooster until it became fully erect. He lied down on his stomach, and I began to penetrate his starfish with the tip of my snake, slowly going deeper, and deeper until I could hear the sound of my ballsack slapping against his glorious butt cheeks; we both moan in ectasy and I interject in his ass, he fell asleep in my arms right there on the beach.

I know that the chances are he doesn't have the same feelings for me as I do for him, therefore I can only fantasies about him, and that is good enough for me, it's sad I know, but I don't care; I just want to fulfill my fantasy so I can get the fact that we probably wont ever be together off my chest.

Thanks in advance.

- Kadon

[Cassord²]

-snip-

Hmm!

[Big Brøther]

why are people partaking in this stuff parade

[Rockinboy2000]

NSFL
Electro looked across the room at the sweaty, obese, deformed man who stood in the corner of his room covered with shadows.
"OH SHI-" Though he could not complete his cry for help, because the man took one leep and landed straight on his lap, crushing Electros genitals. Bleeding from his crotch, gasping for breath and crying, he began to feel something on his sides. It was the mans thick arms, and as he felt his arms slowly move south he knew where this was going. THe man rolled back on his lap and took Electros crushed bleeding testicles and took a firm grasp of them and pulled so hard that his balls tore from his bleeding crotch and began to eat from the inside out. Electro watched in horror as his bleeding ballsack was being eaten like a dog with a bag of chips. The man finished and rolled off his lap, and out his open window. Electros parents sprinted through the door to find his bleeding, ballsackless crotch in complete horninesss. From that moment on every night Electro has been forced to be strapped down and his parents snort cocaine out of the little hole where Electro's ballsack once was.

OH GOD

[BlockoCrafter]

NSFL
Electro looked across the room at the sweaty, obese, deformed man who stood in the corner of his room covered with shadows.
"OH SHI-" Though he could not complete his cry for help, because the man took one leep and landed straight on his lap, crushing Electros genitals. Bleeding from his crotch, gasping for breath and crying, he began to feel something on his sides. It was the mans thick arms, and as he felt his arms slowly move south he knew where this was going. THe man rolled back on his lap and took Electros crushed bleeding testicles and took a firm grasp of them and pulled so hard that his balls tore from his bleeding crotch and began to eat from the inside out. Electro watched in horror as his bleeding ballsack was being eaten like a dog with a bag of chips. The man finished and rolled off his lap, and out his open window. Electros parents sprinted through the door to find his bleeding, ballsackless crotch in complete horninesss. From that moment on every night Electro has been forced to be strapped down and his parents snort cocaine out of the little hole where Electro's ballsack once was.

I'm glad I read that quote. :)

Electro, formerly known as Elecro, was a common poster on the Blockland Forums. One day, he decided that it would be a great idea to make a topic about himself.

He thought to himself, as he posted the topic, "This would surely be popular to the masses. I anticipate to see what the forums will do in making a story all about me." What he didn't know was that he would see some of the most grotesque depictions about a slice of his life. His dream of a wonderful collection of adventures would soon turn into his worst nightmares. With forced neutering, death, and rape involved in many of the fanfictions, he would have trouble sleeping that night. The next morning, he asked his father a simple question.
"Badspot, what should we do about all these people?"

Or he was just looking for attention, which 70% of the people on the forums do.

The end.

[shyGriff]

once upon a time electro died the end

[Tayasaurus]

Once there was a ugly barnacle

[Torin0101]

One day clix and electro got jumped again

while electro was in the hospital tenticals suddenly rose from the ground...
You're turn whoever is below me

(No offense clix I was just using your topic for inspiration, I'm sorry about that)

[Alteration]

why are people partaking in this stuff parade

Because it's usually just fun to write something stupid.

[Malleo100]

Elektro hits something with a sledge hammer
De end

[Electrk²]

no

[Champion]

Once upon a time, the end.