Author Topic: Dozens of Deadly Spiders Burst from Bananas  (Read 4016 times)

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Spider venom is in Cialis?

Because it is?
I can imagine it happens a few times; but, every night?

Spider venom is in Cialis?

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but be weary because it has a big picture of a spider on the webpage if you don't like that stuff

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but be weary because it has a big picture of a spider on the webpage if you don't like that stuff
Oh wow that's pretty neat

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but be weary because it has a big picture of a spider on the webpage if you don't like that stuff
That's bananas!
I'm sorry.


« Last Edit: November 05, 2013, 01:58:31 PM by Electrk² »

You actually do.
Spiders tend to crawl into your mouth at night because they prefer warm and moist places. This is a known fact.
Holy stuff if you're serious you're dumber than this hypothetical breed of handicap spiders that can't identify when they're crawling inside a mouth of a giant.

These kind of spiders murder people, okay?

There is an antivenin for the venom, but it's still really, REALLY potent stuff. The active downside of this venom isn't just intense, horrible pain, but it's also a scary thing called "Priapism" that you can be afflicted with.

These spiders aren't a force to forget with, and it's not rare for bananas imported from Brazil to be carrying a Brazilian Wandering Spider.
oh God priapism, makes my manly parts hurt thinking about it :(

You are aware you eat spiders in your sleep right? pretty sure this is a myth but just loving with ya.
not true

just saw the edit haha

That is just a myth

Holy stuff if you're serious you're dumber than this hypothetical breed of handicap spiders that can't identify when they're crawling inside a mouth of a giant.

I just did a fact check and realized I was wrong
No need to be a cunt

You actually do.
Spiders tend to crawl into your mouth at night because they prefer warm and moist places. This is a known fact.
This is a known urban myth.

Spiders would be deterred from a hot humid breathing mouth expelling carbon dioxide at them.

You would also feel a spider entering your mouth and your body would naturally defend itself and your reflexes would close your mouth when it touches the lips or brush it away, or wake you up. You'd have to be a heavy sleeper to not notice anything like that entering your mouth.

Spiders would have no fascination of being in a human mouth because that sort of location is not where they find their prey, namely house insects which normally prefer dryer locations, such as lights.


There's certainly no way that spiders regularly enter into mouths and become eaten.
And there's no credibility to that old myth that people will on average swallow 8 spiders in their lifetime.
(By the way, if that myth were true, you'd swallow 8 spiders across an average lifetime of 80 years (avg 79 US, 80 UK), meaning that you are likely to swallow a spider once every ten years. That's not common at all.)

These kind of spiders murder people, okay?

There is an antivenin for the venom, but it's still really, REALLY potent stuff. The active downside of this venom isn't just intense, horrible pain, but it's also a scary thing called "Priapism" that you can be afflicted with.

These spiders aren't a force to forget with, and it's not rare for bananas imported from Brazil to be carrying a Brazilian Wandering Spider.
I get that the wandering spider, and many other spiders from all over the place, are lethal. I'm just talking about the common spider that shows up around the house. Even if it's 1 inch in body length, I wouldn't flip out like crazy.

I get that the wandering spider, and many other spiders from all over the place, are lethal. I'm just talking about the common spider that shows up around the house. Even if it's 1 inch in body length, I wouldn't flip out like crazy.
Most common house spiders (depending on where you live) aren't lethal, and most can't even bite.

But it's still a natural reaction for people to have.
Phobias of spiders are rational, since they create a natural feeling of disgust in a person, much like seeing maggots or worms or other similar creepy crawlies.

I think it's just a theory, but that disgust is a natural defence mechanism to keep people away from dangerous things. Whether they're dangerous for their bites or because of disease.

Spiders certainly aren't pleasant if they do bite, and they don't look like they'd be clean.

doob im glad you're here, this thread almost went full handicap