Author Topic: Dozens of Deadly Spiders Burst from Bananas  (Read 4012 times)

On the bright side: They weren't FLAMING spiders.

On the bright side: They weren't FLAMING spiders.
That would be a wonderful firework display.
Flaming and sparkling spiders.

On the bright side: They weren't FLAMING spiders.
What is this, Arachnophobia?
poor spider

if he bites the hand then he's sure to get crushed to death

if he doesnt bite the hand, he might get crushed anyways

he has no control over the situation and his actions are completely meaningless to whether he lives or dies

;-;
Tis the sad, sad, life of being a creepy crawly :(.



she should be given a medal of honor for not dying of shock
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At deadly concentrations, this neurotoxin causes loss of muscle control and breathing problems, resulting in paralysis and eventual asphyxiation. In addition, the venom causes intense pain and inflammation following a bite due to an excitatory effect the venom has on the serotonin 5-HT4 receptors of sensory nerves. This sensory nerve stimulation causes a release of neuropeptides such as substance P which triggers inflammation and pain.[11]
Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.[12][13][14]
...well then
« Last Edit: November 05, 2013, 04:40:45 PM by lolz?? »



she's lucky that she didn't get bitten or else she would've gotten a painful erection



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Getting bitten can result in a painful erection

I remember hearing somewhere that the average human being eats roughly 6 spiders in their sleep every year.

This is false.