Dozens of Deadly Spiders Burst from Bananas

[Sentry]

http://gawker.com/dozens-of-deadly-spiders-burst-from-banana-as-woman-pre-1458269949

This sent chills down my spine.

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[sir dooble]

Would be damn scary to find that.

It's incredibly rare though for things like that to get through their checks.
Doesn't make it excusable that it did happen this time though.

[GhostStar]

holly stuff i loving hate spiders i will never eat a banana again.

[Clone v.117]

She got free spiders with her bananas, what's the problem?

[uno_da_cat]

holly stuff i loving hate spiders i will never eat a banana again.

You are aware you eat spiders in your sleep right? pretty sure this is a myth but just loving with ya.

[GhostStar]

You are aware you eat spiders in your sleep right?

i did see a spider once while i was sleeping, but those tiny little guys don't scare me

[Clone v.117]

i did see a spider once while i was sleeping, but those tiny little guys don't scare me

But weren't you like, uh, asleep?

[Jakobblockhead]

Sorry, my pets got out of control.

[BlockoCrafter]

Spiders less than 2 inches don't really scare me. A boot or shoe does the job.

[Deadzone]

You are aware you eat spiders in your sleep right? pretty sure this is a myth but just loving with ya.

You make it sound like that's a regular occurrence.

[Electrk²]

Spiders less than 2 inches don't really scare me. A boot or shoe does the job.

Even if there's tons of them and they're the most venomous spiders in the world, which turn into this?:

[BlockoCrafter]

You make it sound like that's a regular occurrence.

Because it is?

Even if there's tons of them and they're the most venomous spiders in the world, which turn into this?:

I've killed black widows with my shoes before.

[Electrk²]

I've killed black widows with my shoes before.

Screaming the whole time

[IkeTheGeneric]

Spiders less than 2 inches don't really scare me. A boot or shoe does the job.

world's most venomous

These kind of spiders murder people, okay?

There is an antivenin for the venom, but it's still really, REALLY potent stuff. The active downside of this venom isn't just intense, horrible pain, but it's also a scary thing called "Priapism" that you can be afflicted with.

These spiders aren't a force to forget with, and it's not rare for bananas imported from Brazil to be carrying a Brazilian Wandering Spider.

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