Stuff you used to think as a kid v9000

[The Subject]

Beep boop... What a silly thing to think.. boop..
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[lolz??]

i thought if i went on 4chan i would get hacked and killed

[Bacon Pancakes]

god was real
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[Momentum]

Riddler did something wrong

[Pandan]

I used to think that there were people below the light-signals at intersections controlling the light changes.

[Shell]

its a loving continent are you high

what the forget? africa is a county.

[Shadowed999]

That the USA was practically a saint among the "unholy" countries

what the forget? africa is a county.

its a continent

:|

[jamesster]

it is

edit: oops thought you said county. africa is a county.

what the forget? africa is a county.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africa

Africa is the world's second-largest and second-most-populous continent.

The almighty Wikipedia disagrees with you, sir! Also pretty much everything else. But especially Wikipedia.

[joe411]

That in Canada everyone said "eh" after every word.
I have no idea why I thought that.

[Isjix]

I don't know why you think that eh

[Zeblote]

I don't know why you think that eh

I eh don't eh know eh why eh you eh think eh that eh eh

fixed eh

[Isjix]

I eh don't eh know eh why eh you eh think eh that eh eh

fixed eh

ops thx i misread it

[Shell]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AfricaThe almighty Wikipedia disagrees with you, sir! Also pretty much everything else. But especially Wikipedia.

its a continent

:|

you guys are morons.

[XR-7]

I used to think that there were people below the light-signals at intersections controlling the light changes.

My younger brother always thought that police officers controlled the stop lights, and the big electrical boxes near them had the "buttons" in them.  He says he thought this because he once saw a police officer standing by one of those boxes.

[Malleo100]

I always thought the glasses only made 3D not both screen and glasses