Stuff you used to think as a kid v9000

[Muslim]

I actually enjoy the way of writing like this It kind of looks good Tonkka I don't know what you're smoking but I bet you're on something because this looks great Yeah I'm actually not joking either I like the way it looks

I thought when you died you were put in a concrete box and shipped on the Tube.

[Ad Bot]

[Fireboy]

girls peed through their back door

[Champion]

 eggs were inside our balls

[Malleo100]

girls peed through their back door

[[Maxx]]

babies came out through girl's back doors or belly buttons

[jamesster]

When the battery on the family XP laptop would die, I thought the progress bar for entering hibernation mode represented the amount of time you had to plug the laptop in and cancel hibernation mode.

[Nikolan]

I remember a lot of my weird theories of how computers worked before I understood them

[The Legend of Derpa]

i used to think just "America" was the real name of the USA

[Smelly sock]

that i lived in the north pole

[Tom Gunn]

That I lived in Africa

I also use to think that stupidity was a disease but then I discovered politics

[Madmitten]

thought fat girls my age were pregnant with my baby

thought cooties = herpes

thought sword fighting with sharp twigs would be a good idea

thought spraying a bee hive w/water hose would be funny

[KillerCop311]

if I pray to god really hard, i'll get an anime girl!

then I immediately stopped believing in the christian gods and believed in the greek gods like zeus

[Renekar]

alaska was a country

[Epicduke]

I actually enjoy the way of writing like this It kind of looks good Tonkka I don't know what you're smoking but I bet you're on something because this looks great Yeah I'm actually not joking either I like the way it looks

I thought when you died you were put in a concrete box and shipped on the Tube.

try saying that outloud

[hodototman]

used to think that women also had snakees