Best Crimes Ever

[Subpixel]

Is that meant to be a pun or something?

No, it means the pot was actually grass...

[Ad Bot]

[blueblur121]

No, it means the pot was actually grass...

I thought it was because pot is so weak compared to other things.
"Grow up and do coke like an adult!"

[DrenDran]

Man robs bank for one dollar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va_-XLo1ECo

Not really stupid though, he needed the healthcare that prision provided.

[Cool Boi]

one time I raped a woman and got arrested

[XR-7]

No, it means the pot was actually grass...

Lol but grass is another common name for pot.

[Decepticon]

Lol but grass is another common name for pot.

i'm sorry but i think your local drug dealer lied to you

[AcornCake]

Each one of these have a summary and a link to each of the news articles

[Big Brøther]

one time I raped a woman and got arrested

is this your humour???

[The Resonte!]

is this your humour???

it was his best crime ever

[Nikolan]

i'm sorry but i think your local drug dealer lied to you

What

Grass is another term for weed

[Harm94]

one time I raped a woman and got arrested

Some employers like to dig up as much as dirt as they can on you, might wanna be a careful

[gr8dayseth]

I heard from someone that somebody tried to rob a bank with a nerf gun once.
There are 2 kinds of people in this world...

[Big Brøther]

i'm sorry but i think your local drug dealer lied to you

Age: 12

[HellHound]

I heard from someone that somebody tried to rob a bank with a nerf gun once.
There are 2 kinds of people in this world...

Those who rob banks with real guns and those who do not?

[Zanaran2]

That's Brisk, baby.